You should never end a sentence with a preposition.

End of.

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What is a cat's favorite Roman preposition?

Per

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All the jokes I think of end with a double preposition

I can just never think of anything else to finish them off with

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My son asked me for some Preposition H

He said his vowels hurt

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A preposition is not a good word to end a sentence with.

And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.

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A guy walks into a bar and starts to hit on a preposition...

Guy asks, "From where did you arrive, sweetheart?"

She says, "Ahhh, you're sweet for putting me first."

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Did you hear the one about the guy whose friends kept nagging him to donate a preposition?

In the end, he gave in.

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My wife says I don’t understand prepositional phrases.

I told her to get under it!

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A prepositional phrase

Walks into a bar.

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Well, you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
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Hi Dad, what’s up?

A preposition

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I wanted to marry my English teacher when she came out of jail

But you can’t end a sentence with a preposition

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The missus asked if I would like her to get on top of me.

I turned to her and asked, "Are you prepositioning me?"

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Puns of Varying Quality on the Subject of Linguistics (created in a fit of procrastinative inspiration) some of which I thought someone, someday might appreciate.

Note: Quality Very Varying (I see what I did there) and sometimes subject to specialist knowledge. So I apologise in advance. Shame me with your better puns.

While I was languishing in the Language Centre, doing some semantics antics and considering how all the other linguistics students despised and derided me, I was accosted by a stout man with large glasses who made me a preposition. It was that I should collect terrible puns, to do with linguistics, in order to ingratiate myself yet further with the other linguistics students (including even the phonetics fanatics).

I'm struggling to think of a pun to do with grammaticality that both makes sense and "Is grandma tickly?" correct. I'm also stuck on 'morphologician'. (I'm not actually sure that's a particularly logical word for the subject, though I guess that's more for, er, more for a logician to worry about.)

The problem I have with writing about phonological variation is that one is constantly forced to choose between being fun or logical - very Asian!I always get in trouble with electricians, they think I'm calling them a 'dialectician' whereas in fact I'm just saying "Die, electrician."

I like pscycholinguistics – the only department of linguistics where it’s acceptable to wear a cycle helmet. My Australian accent is terrible but I like to think my Sath Efrican one is predicate. My favourite accent is Received Pronunciation, because it is the accent chiefly used by invisible Japanese people who are ordered online. When the first recipient of an invisible Japanese person got the parcel, they wrote a complaint saying "Received but can't see Asian" and the name stuck.

Why did the speakers whose native languages weren't English, but whose only shared language was English, but they weren't very good at it and kept on having to stop to think about it, stop talking to one another? They came to an agreement. (Get it? If not, write your answer on a pastecard and paste it to the below address.)

What did the 'a' say to the 'the'? "You definitely are ticklish, 'the'!"

Why was the small man eaten by the large bear, which was proportionately bigger than him? It had, er, relative claws.

I think the reason there are so many speakers of Russian is because they all partake in an activity called "copulae shun". (Ok, ok, I know, that was Pushkin it.)

I know a man called Hillary who can, might, should, did, must, shall and will ride an ox. We call him "Ox Hillary".

I always think the verb 'to be' in the senten

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A prepositional phrase

walks into a bar

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