We had a pop quiz on conjugation of the verbs "ser" and "estar"...

I wasn't expecting the Spanish inquisition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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My wife was in jail, so I decided to go in for a conjugal visit.

The kids will never play Monopoly with us again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My wife was in jail, so I decided to go for a conjugal visit. The kids started freaking out, though.

Best game of Monopoly ever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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Werewolf hunter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shulerbop
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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I made a Russian dad joke today

So I asked my Russian friend what the я conjugation for Ρ…ΠΎΡ‚Π΅Ρ‚ΡŒ is, to which he replied Ρ…ΠΎΡ‡Ρƒ which is pronounced like ho-choo and I then said "bless you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shipless_Captain
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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How did the mage learn French?

With his Robes of Conjugation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Modernised
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2017
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For Those of You Who Remember High School Math

If you play with complex conjugates,

you'll shoot your i out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dolphin11742
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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OChem dad joke

Today my girlfriend told me that she was having trouble understanding conjugated dienes in her organic chemistry class. I told her it was pretty simple:

Yo dengo

TΓΊ dienes

Γ‰l/Ella/Ud. diene

Nosotros denimos

Vosotros denΓ­s

Ellos/Ellas/Uds. dienen

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2014
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