My wife was in jail, so I decided to go in for a conjugal visit.
The kids will never play Monopoly with us again.
We had a pop quiz on conjugation of the verbs "ser" and "estar"...
I wasn't expecting the Spanish inquisition.
My wife was in jail, so I decided to go for a conjugal visit. The kids started freaking out, though.
Best game of Monopoly ever.
I made a Russian dad joke today
So I asked my Russian friend what the Ρ conjugation for Ρ ΠΎΡΠ΅ΡΡ is, to which he replied Ρ ΠΎΡΡ which is pronounced like ho-choo and I then said "bless you."
For Those of You Who Remember High School Math
If you play with complex conjugates,
you'll shoot your i out.
How did the mage learn French?
With his Robes of Conjugation
OChem dad joke
Today my girlfriend told me that she was having trouble understanding conjugated dienes in her organic chemistry class. I told her it was pretty simple:
Yo dengo
TΓΊ dienes
Γl/Ella/Ud. diene
Nosotros denimos
Vosotros denΓs
Ellos/Ellas/Uds. dienen
