What do you get when you combine a porcupine and a turtle?
A slowpoke!
*a friend of mine told me this and I thought it would fit well here
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What do you get when you combine a 4 leaf clover, with poison ivy?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
A man fell into a combine harvester while attempting to steal it.
Police say he will be bailed out tomorrow.
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I have designed a way to combine cell phone and moving stair technologies. Want to know what itβs called?
Tellulater.
I had to pull of the road to post this cause Iβve been laughing at myself for the last 5 miles.
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What do you get when you combine and vampire and a snowman?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What do you get when you combine a deer, an ant, and a pond?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
What do you get when you combine Wonder Woman with a Transformer?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
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︎ May 18 2019
What do you get when you combine a grocery store and a clothing store?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
What do you get if you combine t.j j.j and derek watt
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︎ Sep 27 2020
What do you get when you combine an awful hair style and a singer?
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What do you get when you combine a dinosaur and a pig?
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︎ May 16 2020
Broadway has a new show that combines magic with the tunes of a 70βs Swedish Pop Band
Itβs called ABBA-Cadabra.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
There's a new rap artist who combines a modern hip hop sound with 80s retro pop.
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︎ May 15 2020
Never combine a cat with an apostrophe.
Itβll be a catastrophe.
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︎ Aug 18 2019
I finally managed to genetically combine the number 6 with the letter S.
My experiment was a complete six-s!
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︎ Mar 03 2020
Not sure if this fits here, is funny or has the sciencing right, but here goes... What do you get if you combine Uranium-235 and potatoes?
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︎ Sep 19 2019
What would happen if you combine a bad webcomic with a bad webcomic?
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︎ Jan 14 2020
What do you get when you combine country and rap music?
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︎ Aug 07 2019
When fairy tales and groceries combine
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︎ Mar 30 2019
What do you get when you combine an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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︎ Jun 14 2019
How did the scientist feel after he failed to combine Lassie and a watermelon?
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︎ Jan 19 2019
I like to combine words like hay and maze to mayze
But when I swap for aces of spades, I'm trading Spaces
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︎ Jun 04 2019
Some people donβt like all the attention that occurs when you combine the spellings of 3 with 5 to create both a fake word/number.
But personally, I thrive on it.
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︎ Nov 24 2018
What occurs when you combine images of plants together?
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︎ Jan 04 2019
What happens when you combine a Dad Joke and a retorical question?
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︎ Oct 04 2017
When you combine english and math.
When you combine english and math.
You get many nouns and many unnouns.
*(bad spelling intentional)
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︎ Apr 29 2019
This bread recipe said to combine all ingredients with a spoon, or if you prefer, use your hands.
I felt there was no knead
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︎ Mar 01 2019
[Pun Request] Looking for a pun to combine lobster/crustacean with a race car driver/car/track/race.
Title, basically - I need a character name for dnd, dm has required all character names be a pun, and he misinterpreted my initial request to play as a lobster race as a request to stage some sort of actual lobster race.
I haven't thought of anything, and character building sesh is tn, help me out folks!
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what do you get when you combine an elephant and a rino
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︎ Jan 22 2019
Someone should combine a rocking chair and a wheelchair
We'll call it rock and roll.
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︎ Aug 14 2018
What do you get when you combine Hungary and Turkey
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︎ Nov 29 2018
What do you get when you combine bread and feet?
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︎ Jun 01 2018
What do you get when you combine a helicopter and a rhinoceros?
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︎ Sep 16 2017
The guy that wrote the play Hamilton. Should combine Hamlet and Hamilton into a new play called Hamleton.
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︎ Mar 10 2017
Rehearsal dinners... when two dads combine their awesome powers
Wedding rehearsal dinner this past Friday. Father-of-the-groom is picking up the tab and the check arrives.
Father-of-the-bride: Hope you've got a good Visa!
Father-of-the-groom: Nope. I'm in the country illegally.
All dads in attendance laugh boisterously. Groom laughs while bride wonders what the hell she's gotten herself into.
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What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
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What happens when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
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What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
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︎ Nov 19 2018
What happens when you combine a Dad joke with a rhetorical question?
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What do you get when you combine a dad joke with a rhetorical question?
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