What do you get when you combine a porcupine and a turtle?

A slowpoke!

*a friend of mine told me this and I thought it would fit well here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wqiu_f1
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What do you get when you combine a 4 leaf clover, with poison ivy?

A rash of good luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andyb2383
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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A man fell into a combine harvester while attempting to steal it.

Police say he will be bailed out tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EastlyGod1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I have designed a way to combine cell phone and moving stair technologies. Want to know what it’s called?

Tellulater.

I had to pull of the road to post this cause I’ve been laughing at myself for the last 5 miles.

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What do you get when you combine and vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apathy714
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.

I call it Letter Rip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do you get when you combine a deer, an ant, and a pond?

Stagnant water.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What do you get when you combine Wonder Woman with a Transformer?

Amazon Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fullmiz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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What do you get when you combine a grocery store and a clothing store?

Apple Crumble and Finch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkrose3333
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What do you get if you combine t.j j.j and derek watt

A megawatt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrwamster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What do you get when you combine an awful hair style and a singer?

A Perry Comover

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawkeye18
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What do you get when you combine a dinosaur and a pig?

Jurassic Pork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealLameUserName
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Broadway has a new show that combines magic with the tunes of a 70’s Swedish Pop Band

It’s called ABBA-Cadabra.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Never combine a cat with an apostrophe.

It’ll be a catastrophe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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There's a new rap artist who combines a modern hip hop sound with 80s retro pop.

Waka Flocka Seagulls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jDubbaYo
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I finally managed to genetically combine the number 6 with the letter S.

My experiment was a complete six-s!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KubosKube
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Not sure if this fits here, is funny or has the sciencing right, but here goes... What do you get if you combine Uranium-235 and potatoes?

Fission chips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fionfeegle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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What would happen if you combine a bad webcomic with a bad webcomic?

Stoneloss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trash_can_not
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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What do you get when you combine country and rap music?

Crap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trazom28
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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When fairy tales and groceries combine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmah616
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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What do you get when you combine a Desktop PC computer and a Cucumber?

A Dell Pickle...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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How did the scientist feel after he failed to combine Lassie and a watermelon?

Melancholy.

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What do you get when you combine an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socratio
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I like to combine words like hay and maze to mayze

But when I swap for aces of spades, I'm trading Spaces

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxxbreaker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Some people don’t like all the attention that occurs when you combine the spellings of 3 with 5 to create both a fake word/number.

But personally, I thrive on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadynasty15
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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What happens when you combine a Dad Joke and a retorical question?

walks away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Genex_04
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2017
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What occurs when you combine images of plants together?

Photosynthesis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g0t__em
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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When you combine english and math.

When you combine english and math.

You get many nouns and many unnouns.

*(bad spelling intentional)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martinri_cz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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[Pun Request] Looking for a pun to combine lobster/crustacean with a race car driver/car/track/race.

Title, basically - I need a character name for dnd, dm has required all character names be a pun, and he misinterpreted my initial request to play as a lobster race as a request to stage some sort of actual lobster race.

I haven't thought of anything, and character building sesh is tn, help me out folks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xhephaestusx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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What do you get when you combine an elephant and a rhino?

Elephino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sadisticrhydon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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This bread recipe said to combine all ingredients with a spoon, or if you prefer, use your hands.

I felt there was no knead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isarealboy13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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what do you get when you combine an elephant and a rino

Eliphino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemonmachine12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Someone should combine a rocking chair and a wheelchair

We'll call it rock and roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anotherwise
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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What do you get when you combine Hungary and Turkey

A full belly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbysmalVixen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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What do you get when you combine bread and feet?

Toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mipear_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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What do you get when you combine a helicopter and a rhinoceros?

Hell if I know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuincyDental
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2017
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The guy that wrote the play Hamilton. Should combine Hamlet and Hamilton into a new play called Hamleton.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2017
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Rehearsal dinners... when two dads combine their awesome powers

Wedding rehearsal dinner this past Friday. Father-of-the-groom is picking up the tab and the check arrives.

Father-of-the-bride: Hope you've got a good Visa!

Father-of-the-groom: Nope. I'm in the country illegally.

All dads in attendance laugh boisterously. Groom laughs while bride wonders what the hell she's gotten herself into.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dtsjr
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What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grosstraktor
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What happens when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwetybob
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What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoolNerd04
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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What happens when you combine a Dad joke with a rhetorical question?

...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rebler_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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What do you get when you combine a dad joke with a rhetorical question?
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