My wife was in jail, so I decided to go in for a conjugal visit.
The kids will never play Monopoly with us again.
We had a pop quiz on conjugation of the verbs "ser" and "estar"...
I wasn't expecting the Spanish inquisition.
My wife was in jail, so I decided to go for a conjugal visit. The kids started freaking out, though.
Best game of Monopoly ever.
I made a Russian dad joke today
So I asked my Russian friend what the Ρ conjugation for Ρ ΠΎΡΠ΅ΡΡ is, to which he replied Ρ ΠΎΡΡ which is pronounced like ho-choo and I then said "bless you."
OChem dad joke
Today my girlfriend told me that she was having trouble understanding conjugated dienes in her organic chemistry class. I told her it was pretty simple:
Yo dengo
TΓΊ dienes
Γl/Ella/Ud. diene
Nosotros denimos
Vosotros denΓs
Ellos/Ellas/Uds. dienen
How did the mage learn French?
With his Robes of Conjugation
For Those of You Who Remember High School Math
If you play with complex conjugates,
you'll shoot your i out.
