Why cant bri'ish people pronounce t?

Because they drank it

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Wanna know why british people don’t pronounce the t in british?

Because they drank it all

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chiefm2
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Why do British people not pronounce their t's?

They've drunken all of it already.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YourCreepyGramps
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I now pronounce you husband and wifi

You may kiss the bride goodbye.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rricenator
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My mom said I should pronounce 'wrong' with the 'w'.

I just kept silent.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billbixbyakahulk
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How do you pronounce β‚©2000 in English?

A Wonton.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tsaot
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How do you pronounce the acronym for the Second Home Habitation Helpers?

"SHHH" "What - I'm just trying to ask a question!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MunkyPants
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People will respect you personal opinion more if you pronounce it poissonal opinion

It sound more ofishal.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jethvader
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A group of friends are heading through Louisville and a debate ensues as to how to pronounce the name of the city.

One says it's Lewis-Ville. The next one says the locals say Lew-ville and the last one says they say Lewie-ville. After arguing for a few minutes they see a place to get some lunch. They all agree it would be great to hear how the locals pronounce the name of their city. They all go up to the counter and one says, could you tell me where we are and please say it slowly. BURR-GURR-KIIING!!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/timthedriller
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People say I pronounce my b’s and v’ like a Russian...

Then Soviet...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/David_120603
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not only is it a pun based on the song "Can't Hold Us" by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, it's also a good reminder on how to pronounce the word coelacanth (seeΒ·luhΒ·kanth)!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aloees
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If Russians pronounce B's as V's

Then soviet

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DSpeed4s
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Why do you pronounce β€œqueue” as β€œq”?

Because the other letters are waiting in line.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ginger-loving-asian
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I hear people from Illinois get mad when you pronounce the S,

It really ill-annoys them.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iLikeR3ddit
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My friend can't pronounce his Rs, so his butler stopped providing him with red wine.

Serves him white.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2019
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Do you pronounce the capital of Louisiana new orlens or new orleens?

I pronounce it Baton Rouge

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CladMagician504
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17 2018
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How do you pronounce "nihilism"?

Eh, never mind, it doesn't matter

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PersonOnTheInternets
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"You know you pronounce .gif as 'jif', right?" -coworker

"I don't believe you. I'm Joojling it." -me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Camillavilla
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Have you heard the people who pronounce 'Pangea' with a hard 'g' instead of the soft one?

For the confused, I'm talking about consonantal drift.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PigNABridesmaidDress
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Conniving. The act of not knowing how to pronounce the word "knife."
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RonPalancik
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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-is-vil or Loo-e-vul?

Frankfort

My dad just got me; he's been at it for 30 years

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/guilty121
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Southerners pronounce Aunt "Aint"

We were over at my dad's sister's house (We'll call her Sophie) My dad asked us (My sister and I): "Do you know whose house are we at?" My sister: "Aint Sophie's" Dad: "Well then whose is it?"

Me: Facepalm with slight chuckle

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Venkerman
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Why does everyone pronounce Chimpanzeds the American way?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SiliconMountain
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How to pronounce Uranus

Whenever someone pronounces Uranus like "urANUS," my dad is quick to tell anyone who will listen that it is pronounced "URuhnus," and that "it's not any more your anus than it is my anus!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rcmartin1609
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How to pronounce 'scythe'

So last night at dinner, I was discussing with my brother the pronunciation of the letter 'y' in the word 'scythe.' Me: "It's pronounced scythe!" (Sounds like eye) Brother: "No, it's scythe!" (Like sith) Me: "Mom, as an English major how is it pronounced?" Dad: "I don't think the British know that much about Star Wars." Me: "Mother, why did you marry him?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Darth_Tazan
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Why don't British people pronounce the "t"?

Because they drank it all.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JOFISH05
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Why do you pronounce "queue" as "q"?

Because the other letters are waiting in line.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/simplyGagi
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"How do you pronounce your last name?"

"Carefully"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/inhoc
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