Because they drank it
Because they drank it all
They've drunken all of it already.
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
I just kept silent.
"SHHH" "What - I'm just trying to ask a question!"
It sound more ofishal.
One says it's Lewis-Ville. The next one says the locals say Lew-ville and the last one says they say Lewie-ville. After arguing for a few minutes they see a place to get some lunch. They all agree it would be great to hear how the locals pronounce the name of their city. They all go up to the counter and one says, could you tell me where we are and please say it slowly. BURR-GURR-KIIING!!!
Then Soviet...
Because the other letters are waiting in line.
It really ill-annoys them.
Serves him white.
I pronounce it Baton Rouge
Eh, never mind, it doesn't matter
"I don't believe you. I'm Joojling it." -me
For the confused, I'm talking about consonantal drift.
Frankfort
My dad just got me; he's been at it for 30 years
We were over at my dad's sister's house (We'll call her Sophie) My dad asked us (My sister and I): "Do you know whose house are we at?" My sister: "Aint Sophie's" Dad: "Well then whose is it?"
Me: Facepalm with slight chuckle
Whenever someone pronounces Uranus like "urANUS," my dad is quick to tell anyone who will listen that it is pronounced "URuhnus," and that "it's not any more your anus than it is my anus!"
So last night at dinner, I was discussing with my brother the pronunciation of the letter 'y' in the word 'scythe.' Me: "It's pronounced scythe!" (Sounds like eye) Brother: "No, it's scythe!" (Like sith) Me: "Mom, as an English major how is it pronounced?" Dad: "I don't think the British know that much about Star Wars." Me: "Mother, why did you marry him?"
Because they drank it all.
Because the other letters are waiting in line.
