Anybody got any printing puns, i work in a digital printing store and i need a little slogan for my name badge.
The machines didn’t really make cents to me
A4tune.
Such font memories...
It just doesn't make cents.
He was all over the news.
sorry, people who have known other people who have been crushed in printing presses
He was getting a head of himself
Me: Dude, this printer is printing so slowly.
Him: Well I guess you can't call it a s-PRINT-er then.
Daughter: Why is this thing being so slow
Dad: Someday my prints will come
Daughter: DAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
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I laughed, the dad turned around and smiled at me.
You look for fresh prints
Who wants some?
I have had a Canon printer for years.
and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.
Because he didn’t know the fax!
Im opening a 3D Printing Shop and I need that million dollar name. Something that makes you look at it and think " F*ck that's one of those names that sells itself ".
Trusting reddit community for the edgiest puns or mindless creativity.
Tomorrow, I’m going to wear it and stand on the corner at an intersection where panhandlers usually are. My plan is to hand out lemons to stopped drivers. When life gives you lemons ...
Until I fell into a printing press.
We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.
..It's the hidden charges you have to watch out for.
Apparently it was big news.
Apparently the paper was Jamming.
Boner toner
Before they can order a drink the bartender yells
"Get out, we don't serve your type here!"
When people watch me drive by they’ll say “Look at that S-car-go”
(A joke my dad told me many many years ago)
But there are no leads.
It was ruled by a fair king who joyfully ruled his land. Unfortunately, the kingdom was also home to a wicked thief who loved nothing more than causing mayhem for all the inhabitants of the land.
However, the thief was not your ordinary thief. He only stole bells. Any kind of bell, whether a tiny bell from a kitten’s collar, all the way up to the bell from the king’s royal bell tower.
When the king awoke one morning, the bell tower’s bell was missing. The king, being brave and noble, decided to follow the thief back to his lair. He chose four of his most loyal soldiers, mounted his horse, and rode off into the snowy woods, following the footprints left behind on the ground.
Soon, he and his soldiers arrived to a clearing in the woods. In front of them was a large, bell-shaped building. They found the thief’s lair!Pointing to the recent tracks left in the snow by the thief, the king announced to the soldiers,
“Look! The Fresh Prints to Bell Lair!”
Then greeted him “It’s December.”
Me; "What are you wearing??" Dad; "its my crop top"
I'm not impressed... I had a Canon printer years ago
Who wants some?
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
Easy. Just look for fresh prints.
You look for the fresh prints
Look for the fresh prints.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
You follow the fresh prints
Look for the Fresh Prints! hehe
You look for the fresh prints
I’ve had a Canon printer for years
Look for Fresh Prints.
