Need some digital printing puns for name badge
Anybody got any printing puns, i work in a digital printing store and i need a little slogan for my name badge.
Went to a money printing factory today
The machines didn’t really make cents to me
My first try at 3D printing
I bet the guy who first sold printing paper made...
I remember all the old printing styles Microsoft Word used to have.
I stole a money printing machine but I can't figure out how to use it.
It just doesn't make cents.
Did you hear about the man who fell into the printing press?
Why couldn't the man 3D printing his face control his excitement?
He was getting a head of himself
My friend got me while printing.
Me: Dude, this printer is printing so slowly.
Him: Well I guess you can't call it a s-PRINT-er then.
Overheard this at a photo-printing kiosk
Daughter: Why is this thing being so slow
Dad: Someday my prints will come
Daughter: DAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
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I laughed, the dad turned around and smiled at me.
My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun.
Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.
Old newspapers are printed on broadsheet, new ones are compact
Oh how the Times have changed.
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for fresh prints
I just printed out a bunch of pamphlets on how to avoid saying the wrong things and getting into a fight.
My printer was making music so I checked it out.
All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...
and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.
Why didn’t the printer print the fake news?
Because he didn’t know the fax!
3D Print Shop Name pun that blows your brains out
Im opening a 3D Printing Shop and I need that million dollar name. Something that makes you look at it and think " F*ck that's one of those names that sells itself ".
Trusting reddit community for the edgiest puns or mindless creativity.
My daughter, Eliza, kept asking me to use my 3D printer to make monogrammed chairs for her dolls. Last Sunday I printed over 100 of them. She was so happy. She started putting them on everything for decoration.
We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.
I bought a new shirt today that has the word LIFE printed across the chest
Tomorrow, I’m going to wear it and stand on the corner at an intersection where panhandlers usually are. My plan is to hand out lemons to stopped drivers. When life gives you lemons ...
Just got a credit card bill with a camouflaged bull printed on it...!?
..It's the hidden charges you have to watch out for.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because then it would be "darc"
Why does Cinderella draw Superman comics?
Because she only prints "S" 's
I always believed that 'sticks and stones would break my bones, but words would never hurt me.'
Until I fell into a printing press.
He can provide you with fresh prints.
I was wondering why Music was coming from my printer..
Apparently the paper was Jamming.
The local paper ran a front page article about offering a large print edition to be more accessible.
Apparently it was big news.
Can someone near Houston send pics of where they walked in the snow?
I want to see the fresh prints of Bellaire.
What does Playboy use to print their magazines?
Getting into the holiday spirit with this Missile Toe I 3D Printed
A snail went to a car dealership and bought the flashiest, fasted, most eye-catching car they had. The snail then special ordered “S”s to be printed all over the car. The salesman asked why all the “S”s, the snail replied:
When people watch me drive by they’ll say “Look at that S-car-go”
(A joke my dad told me many many years ago)
Dad;*walking around with a shirt with corn on a cob printed on*
Me; "What are you wearing??"
Dad; "its my crop top"
Someone stole my through-hole printed circuit board components and replaced them with surface mount. The police investigated..
Printed two copies of a bear picture and gave it to my son today.
Then greeted him “It’s December.”
The pun is in the fine print
My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.
I have had a Canon printer for years.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
How do you catch Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints
How do you track Will Smith in the snow?
I just printed a bunch of pamphlets on how to avoid conflicts and not say the wrong thing.
My friend just told me that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
I heard that you can now print a gun off a 3D printer, but I am not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Easy. Just look for fresh prints.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
3d printers can print guns now
Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.
3D printers can print guns now...
I'm not impressed... I had a Canon printer years ago
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