I'm at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Because he lived in a pen!
So very proud!
And she got a tat too
Because it was being ink-cubated
He came up with this one on his own after hearing another one on this sub.
Me: Have you been going to the gym?
Him: Yeah, actually! Why?
Me: Because you look...toner.
Him: God damn it.
I need a Plan B.
It's a regular penacea!
If only you could see me now
So we did it squid pro quo
It didn't show up.
Pencils posed a problem, 2B or not 2B
I'm drawing a blank...
She told me she doesn't see them catching on.
One could say, it's a...PENDEMIC
Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.
She said, “I can’t even write now.”
Because it kept running out of the pen
Because his mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.
...but I just don't see it.
Especially if it’s a family owned business
A man visits a tattoo parlor with a rather simple, but strange request. He requests a short, straight line tattooed on his upper arm.
Once the first tattoo heals, he returns, asking for another, exactly the same as the first.
After a few more visits, it becomes clear to the tattoo artist that he's tattooing tally marks on the customer's arm.
Curiosity getting the better of the tattoo artist, he asks, "What are you counting?"
The man answers, "How many tattoos I have."
Because it always ran out of the pen
It became indelible.
Because I just farted.
He held up two fingers and said, "it's tat two o'clock"...
Their father was in the pen.
I am now in hospital, waiting to be seen.
Because his mommy was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.