I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink...

I am now in hospital, waiting to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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My daughter invented a writing instrument that never runs out of ink, never smudges and cures any other difficulties associated with writing...

It's a regular penacea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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I accidentally drank a whole bottle of invisible ink last night

If only you could see me now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.

So we did it squid pro quo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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We had a party for our office supplies today. We even invited the invisible ink.

It didn't show up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Westerfield
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Why did Shakespeare only write in ink ?

Pencils posed a problem, 2B or not 2B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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I don’t th-INK you should
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohboyitsmax
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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I've been creating sketches in invisible ink. Can you think of anyone else who has done that?

I'm drawing a blank...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clearlyNOTinsane
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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I told my wife I was going to start selling my invisible ink sketches.

She told me she doesn't see them catching on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catonmyshoulder69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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My last pen is nearly out of ink

One could say, it's a...PENDEMIC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WarGodAKJ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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If Frozen Water is Iced Water than what is Frozen ink?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalmonMan690
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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A new study is showing surprising advances in primate evolution: Dr. Thomas Ink, a researcher in southern Africa has found certain groups of apes 'brewing' alcohol by leaving old fruit to stand in water pools then drinking from it and becoming inebriated.

Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pparten
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Printer or Traffic. This ink cause a jam.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AristonD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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My teenager was doing her homework, and suddenly her pen ran out of ink.

She said, β€œI can’t even write now.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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I decided to name my pig Ink

Because it kept running out of the pen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jedmilne06
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Why was the little ink drop crying?

Because his mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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My buddy was trying to explain the appeal of invisible ink

...but I just don't see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Never dip your pen in company ink.

Especially if it’s a family owned business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DasVanilla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Why was the little ink drop crying?

Because his mommy was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
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Dad gets some ink

A man visits a tattoo parlor with a rather simple, but strange request. He requests a short, straight line tattooed on his upper arm.

Once the first tattoo heals, he returns, asking for another, exactly the same as the first.

After a few more visits, it becomes clear to the tattoo artist that he's tattooing tally marks on the customer's arm.

Curiosity getting the better of the tattoo artist, he asks, "What are you counting?"

The man answers, "How many tattoos I have."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scruluce
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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Why was the little ink drop crying?

Because his mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2017
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Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink?"

Because it always ran out of the pen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taj1994
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2017
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I accidentally put ink in my soup today.

It became indelible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knuckboy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2017
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Poor baby ink drop imgur.com/xLoJVUU
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bisexual_Annie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2014
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If I was a rapper, my street name would be Iced Ink

Because I just farted.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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My roommate's getting ink done later today. I asked him when his appointment was...

He held up two fingers and said, "it's tat two o'clock"...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majorshenanigans
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2016
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Why were all the ink spots crying?

Their father was in the pen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toughbutworthit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2013
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