Squid Ink Puns

A list of puns related to "Squid Ink"

My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.

So we did it squid pro quo

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👤︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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Dad jokes at the dinner table
  • Me: Decides to be adventurous at dinner, orders pasta with squid ink
  • My dad: “My dinner is delicious, you should try some”
  • Me: “Only if you try a bite of this pasta, it’s really good too”
  • My dad, who rarely tells jokes, starts smiling: “So you’re suggesting a... squid pro quo?”
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👤︎ u/whysomanyemmas
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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