I got a pen in Barcelona. It writes so smoothly. I can get the finest lines out of it. Everyone is so surprised by it

Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!

πŸ‘︎ 574
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ahh-potatoes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
🚨︎ report
I own a pen that can write under water

It can write other words too

πŸ‘︎ 778
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Yellossss
πŸ“…︎ May 13
🚨︎ report
What do Mike and Sulley fill their pens with?

Monsters Ink

πŸ‘︎ 89
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ May 29
🚨︎ report
I brought a pen that can write underwater.

It can also write lots of other words!

πŸ‘︎ 41
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14
🚨︎ report
I decided to make a fortune with a new invention, a pen vending machine!

The patent is "pending"

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Howardyoudoing95
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
🚨︎ report
I found a pen that writes underwater

It writes other words too

πŸ‘︎ 52
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
🚨︎ report
Wow that pen is so attractive.

Maybe I am pensexual.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ScytheMaster35
πŸ“…︎ May 07
🚨︎ report
Somebody stole my pen.

That’s just not write.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/grog45
πŸ“…︎ May 11
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the new pen that can write underwater?

It can write other words too.

πŸ‘︎ 272
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
🚨︎ report
Why was the baby pen sad?

Because it saw its mommy pen starting a long sentence

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
🚨︎ report
Q. E. D... Pen is mightier than the sword!
πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bhaskar_ssr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
🚨︎ report
If you can't find your pens or pencils and you really need to write something down remember that old saying...

Where there's a quill there's a way.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
🚨︎ report
The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.

Now Hell's inky

πŸ‘︎ 31
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/vabune
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
🚨︎ report
I bought a pen that writes underwater.

It writes other words too.

πŸ‘︎ 127
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/yodascoolson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
🚨︎ report
Universal Pen
πŸ‘︎ 33
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/FabioEGonzales
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
🚨︎ report
I told my student to stop denting his pen by hitting his desk with it. β€œThat’s not allowed today,” I said:

β€œOnly on In De Pen Dents Day.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterBigDude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
🚨︎ report
I need some help fixing my new pen.

Anyone have any tips?

πŸ‘︎ 123
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterMcDoctor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Inkredible Hulk.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
🚨︎ report
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pen?

Because it's pointless.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/semico6
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
🚨︎ report
As my friend was dying he gave me his Epi-Pen.

For some reason it was really important to him that I have it.

πŸ‘︎ 20
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/the-linx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
🚨︎ report
Why do you only need to take pens to class?

Because they're inde-PEN-dent

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MrNobodyishome
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
🚨︎ report
My friend gave me his Epi-Pen as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
πŸ‘︎ 706
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ZVan12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
🚨︎ report
Don't try to repair a broken pen.

Cause it's pointless

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/vietnam_redstoner
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you know the queen has a vape pen?

She calls it her crown Juul.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/pelinets_fan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
🚨︎ report
Sharkspeare, me, pen and digital color, 2019
πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/2polew
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
🚨︎ report
My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago.

She just can’t seem to let it go.

πŸ‘︎ 9k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
🚨︎ report
I have a pen that can write in outerspace

It can write other words too.

πŸ‘︎ 231
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
🚨︎ report
Wife: β€œI don’t know where my pen is”

Me: β€œI’ll give you a pen is”

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/JezyJezyJezy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
🚨︎ report
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

In case she needed to draw blood.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a pen that isn’t moving?

Stationary.

πŸ‘︎ 31
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tmr2003
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
🚨︎ report
Why can't pen stores move?

Because they're stationery

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/rickyburrito
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
🚨︎ report
I have a pen that can write underwater.
πŸ‘︎ 25
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/rushinlobster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
🚨︎ report
Why did the pen disappear?

Because the ink ran out

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/aultus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
🚨︎ report
In the state of Texas, you can't take a picture of a man with a red pen.

You have to use a camera instead.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ulseaphi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
🚨︎ report
I pricked myself with my pen the other day...

It drew blood.

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bennyboi7910
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
🚨︎ report
Pen is short for penjamin reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/spouthVRTAK007
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
🚨︎ report
I have a pen that writes underwater.

It writes other words too and this my first meme :3

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/terroriser2455
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
🚨︎ report
How would Shakespeare decide what type of pen he would use to write a poem?

2B or not 2B

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/fawwazSH
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
🚨︎ report
My friend stole my broken pen but eventually returned it.

That doesn't make it write.

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/EggplantOrphan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
🚨︎ report
Forgot your pen?

No bic deal.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
🚨︎ report
I saw two chickens wrestling in the pen today.

I think I saw one of them flip a bird, but I'm not sure.

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/CoopaTroopa37
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
🚨︎ report
People who still use a quill pen to write are write wing people.
πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
🚨︎ report
No one knows the best pen producer...

And Schneider do I.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SmartOnReddit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
🚨︎ report
Was talking to my wife about her job selling fountain pens...

And I said all I know about fountain pens is the last time I drank from one I got sick.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/pb49er
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
🚨︎ report
Why was the man frustrated at the ballpoint pens sorted in columns?

Because he preferred things arranged by row.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RNGJesus69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
🚨︎ report
Was talking to a friend and monks who are pen pals came up. So i had to draw it :)
πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
🚨︎ report
I am very particular about my pens...

It's either go bic or go home.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AsAP0Verlord
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
🚨︎ report
Why don't you want to sleep in the sheep pen?

It would be total bedlam!!

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Skididlydoo
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
🚨︎ report
i have a pen that writes underwater

it can write a few other words too

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/nohomoextrachromo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
🚨︎ report
I have a pen that can write underwater and in space

It's called a pencil

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Stryx71
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
🚨︎ report
A rancher with only 95 cattle managed to get 100 into the pen.

All he had to do was round them up.

πŸ‘︎ 199
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Ravenclaw_VIII
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
🚨︎ report
My teenager was doing her homework, and suddenly her pen ran out of ink.

She said, β€œI can’t even write now.”

πŸ‘︎ 47
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
🚨︎ report
"I say ole bean, java pen?" "Why yes, I do what Sumatra with yours? "Cool beans mines not too perky."
πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
🚨︎ report
These guys provide custom 'pens'
πŸ‘︎ 454
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeFire
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2017
🚨︎ report
The pen I got with my check at breakfast
πŸ‘︎ 22
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/caramelcooler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
🚨︎ report
My son said he coloured himself with a highlighter pen from the neck upwards during work today.

I think it's a bold-faced lie.

πŸ‘︎ 50
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
🚨︎ report
Pen and paper is a great way to write stuff down, but I prefer using a whiteboard.

They’re just so remarkable...

πŸ‘︎ 46
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Catboy55
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
🚨︎ report
What did the sorority girl say when she lost her pen?

"I literally cannot even write now!"

πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/LyndsySimon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2015
🚨︎ report
We were driving when I suddenly said "Quick! Get a pen and paper!"

Draw Bridge Ahead

πŸ‘︎ 2k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Propane13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2016
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the train made out of pens, pencils and rulers that wouldn’t move?

They tried swapping the rulers for erasers but it remained stationary.

πŸ‘︎ 21
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TannedCroissant
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
🚨︎ report
What do you call a pen which just stopped rolling?

Stationary

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Ferny77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
🚨︎ report
Pens
πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Chocolatebruce
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
🚨︎ report
Have you seen the new pen that writes underwater, upside down and in outer space?

It writes lots of other words too.

πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/easy_being_green
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2014
🚨︎ report
Never dip your pen in company ink.

Especially if it’s a family owned business

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DasVanilla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
🚨︎ report
My coworker asked for my pen...

I make fries at Wendy's and I always keep a pen in my pocket, well coworker A needs a pen, so coworker B asks if anyone has one. I say sure, you can use mine. Coworker B says "why do you have a pen? Why would you even need one over there?" I reply with "Well how else am I supposed to make my signature fries?" Both of them groaned.

πŸ‘︎ 846
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/FireSmurf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2016
🚨︎ report
I’m convinced that highlighters are the pens of the future.

Mark my words.

πŸ‘︎ 32
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
🚨︎ report
I got an incredible deal on some pens that were manufactured in Peru!

They're Inca pens.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/StingsLikeBitch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
🚨︎ report
Got a pen from Starbucks

but it only writes in Javascript

πŸ‘︎ 320
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/hutimuti
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2017
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the guy who barely survived getting trampled in a horse pen?

They found him in stable condition.

πŸ‘︎ 23
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMagicalMark
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
🚨︎ report
My friend was furious at me because I put superglue on his pen..

He can't just let it go.

πŸ‘︎ 26
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
🚨︎ report
What kind of ghost haunts a turkey pen?

A poultrygeist

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SlumShadey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
🚨︎ report
I don't mind owning a .4mm pen.

I think it's fine.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thejazzroot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
🚨︎ report
After a cow had escaped her pen, she was found contentedly chewing its cud at a grow op

The steaks were high

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
🚨︎ report
I've been having some separation anxiety recently, and my Jamaican psychiatrist recommended that I bend an old pen around my finger as an exercise in self-assurance

Worked like a charm, I really feel like I am in de pen dent

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MrOontzOontz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
🚨︎ report
I went to a tattoo parlour and told the guy I wanted a tattoo of a pen.

He said, "Permanent?"

I said, "No, fountain."

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
🚨︎ report
Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen.

In fact, there is still no e-quill.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
🚨︎ report
My pen pal in Jordan has a job at a horror house. He dresses up as a large beetle and chases people.

He’s a scarab.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ToroZuzuX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
🚨︎ report
I have a pen that can write underwater!!

It can write other words too.

πŸ‘︎ 26
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkham_Asylum27
πŸ“…︎ May 13
🚨︎ report
My pen can write underwater

It can write other words too.

πŸ‘︎ 77
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
🚨︎ report
I have a pen that can write underwater

It can write other words too

πŸ‘︎ 2k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/pewds696969
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
🚨︎ report
I have a pen that can write underwater...

It can also write other words too!

πŸ‘︎ 70
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
🚨︎ report
I bought a pen that writes underwater.

It writes other words too

πŸ‘︎ 45
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Cigarette-Butt
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
🚨︎ report
I have a pen that can write underwater

It can write lots of other words too!

πŸ‘︎ 18
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/JLarsen28
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
🚨︎ report
I have a pen that can write underwater.

It can write other words, too.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SeaofShells
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
🚨︎ report
I have a pen that can write underwater

It can write other words too

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeetimus-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
🚨︎ report
I have a pen that can write in outerspace.

It can write other words too.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
🚨︎ report
I just bought a pen that writes underwater!

It writes other words too.

πŸ‘︎ 47
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
🚨︎ report
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

In case she needed to draw blood.

πŸ‘︎ 45
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/essenceofpotato
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.