I bought a pen that can write underwater

... it can write other words as well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Who always gets blamed for letting the farm animals out of their pens?

The escapegoat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cd1cj
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I started a pen company

Its called BestPen.INK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OshriM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Did you know that this pen can write underwater?

It can also write lots of other words as well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Czjasper
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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So a pen went to a shop and got some jewelry.

It got a pendant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoatDude86
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.

So we did it squid pro quo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What's the relationship between Octopi and Pens?

They have a lot ink-common.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I got a pen in Barcelona. It writes so smoothly. I can get the finest lines out of it. Everyone is so surprised by it

Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahh-potatoes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I own a pen that can write under water

It can write other words too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yellossss
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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I was mugged and they took my oxygen tank, defibrillator and epic pen

My life savings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yanual3d
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Someone's used indelible pen to scribble a picture of a dog on my wall!

It's a Sharpei.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gil-Gandel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I married a pen a few years ago

It's a mistake I cant erase

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Serene-Pidgeon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I bought a rabbit pen.

But my rabbit still can’t write.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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If the pen is mightier than the sword then what does that make paper?

Target Practice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashtehstampede
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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The baby sheep got out of their pen and I impulsively grabbed a sheep with my right hand and a sheep with my left...

I guess I'm just lambidextrous...

I'll show y'all to the door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What did the ninja delivery boy say to the office manager when he was delivering an unexpected order of pens, pencils, and paper goods?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingrangerprops
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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The best pen ever made will be the second to last ever made...

Because it would be penultimate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What do Mike and Sulley fill their pens with?

Monsters Ink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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"Mark my wordsβ€”" said the pen...

... but the scissors cut him off.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I found a pen that writes underwater

It writes other words too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Did you hear about the new pen that can write underwater?

It can write other words too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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I got into an argument with a friend about whether pens were better than pencils...

...I’ll admit, they had a point, but I still think the argument will be erased in time.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Every year on July 4th a group of ants get together inside a pen and have a dancing party.

It's "In the Pen Dance Day"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/defa90
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Highlighter pens are the future.

Mark my words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineerwho_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Wow that pen is so attractive.

Maybe I am pensexual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScytheMaster35
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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I decided to make a fortune with a new invention, a pen vending machine!

The patent is "pending"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Howardyoudoing95
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Somebody stole my pen.

That’s just not write.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grog45
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Q. E. D... Pen is mightier than the sword!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhaskar_ssr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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I need some help fixing my new pen.

Anyone have any tips?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterMcDoctor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I bought a pen that writes underwater.

It writes other words too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yodascoolson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago.

She just can’t seem to let it go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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My friend gave me his Epi-Pen as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZVan12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Why was the baby pen sad?

Because it saw its mommy pen starting a long sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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My last pen is nearly out of ink

One could say, it's a...PENDEMIC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WarGodAKJ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.

Now Hell's inky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vabune
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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If you can't find your pens or pencils and you really need to write something down remember that old saying...

Where there's a quill there's a way.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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I told my student to stop denting his pen by hitting his desk with it. β€œThat’s not allowed today,” I said:

β€œOnly on In De Pen Dents Day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterBigDude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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I have a pen that can write in outerspace

It can write other words too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Don't try to repair a broken pen.

Cause it's pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vietnam_redstoner
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Sharkspeare, me, pen and digital color, 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/2polew
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Inkredible Hulk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pen?

Because it's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/semico6
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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I have a pen that can write underwater

It can also write other words too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I have a pen that can write underwater!!

It can write other words too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkham_Asylum27
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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My pen can write underwater

It can write other words too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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I have a pen that can write underwater

It can write other words too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pewds696969
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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I bought a pen that writes underwater.

It writes other words too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cigarette-Butt
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I have a pen that can write underwater...

It can also write other words too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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