I bought a pen that can write underwater
... it can write other words as well.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What did the French monarchy do to bad pens?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Who always gets blamed for letting the farm animals out of their pens?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
I started a pen company
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I got a pen in Barcelona. It writes so smoothly. I can get the finest lines out of it. Everyone is so surprised by it
Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!
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︎ Jun 02 2020
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo
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︎ Oct 19 2020
What's the relationship between Octopi and Pens?
They have a lot ink-common.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
I was mugged and they took my oxygen tank, defibrillator and epic pen
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Someone's used indelible pen to scribble a picture of a dog on my wall!
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I married a pen a few years ago
It's a mistake I cant erase
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︎ Jun 28 2020
If the pen is mightier than the sword then what does that make paper?
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︎ Aug 16 2020
I bought a rabbit pen.
But my rabbit still canβt write.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
The baby sheep got out of their pen and I impulsively grabbed a sheep with my right hand and a sheep with my left...
I guess I'm just lambidextrous...
I'll show y'all to the door.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What do Mike and Sulley fill their pens with?
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︎ May 29 2020
The best pen ever made will be the second to last ever made...
Because it would be penultimate.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
What did the ninja delivery boy say to the office manager when he was delivering an unexpected order of pens, pencils, and paper goods?
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︎ Aug 19 2020
"Mark my wordsβ" said the pen...
... but the scissors cut him off.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
I found a pen that writes underwater
It writes other words too
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︎ Apr 10 2020
I got into an argument with a friend about whether pens were better than pencils...
...Iβll admit, they had a point, but I still think the argument will be erased in time.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
Every year on July 4th a group of ants get together inside a pen and have a dancing party.
It's "In the Pen Dance Day"!
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︎ Jul 04 2020
Highlighter pens are the future.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Wow that pen is so attractive.
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︎ May 07 2020
I decided to make a fortune with a new invention, a pen vending machine!
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Somebody stole my pen.
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︎ May 11 2020
My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago.
She just canβt seem to let it go.
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︎ Jul 10 2018
My friend gave me his Epi-Pen as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
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︎ Apr 19 2019
I need some help fixing my new pen.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Q. E. D... Pen is mightier than the sword!
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Why was the baby pen sad?
Because it saw its mommy pen starting a long sentence
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︎ Apr 13 2020
My last pen is nearly out of ink
One could say, it's a...PENDEMIC
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︎ Apr 10 2020
The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.
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︎ Feb 04 2020
I told my student to stop denting his pen by hitting his desk with it. βThatβs not allowed today,β I said:
βOnly on In De Pen Dents Day.
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︎ Jan 11 2020
If you can't find your pens or pencils and you really need to write something down remember that old saying...
Where there's a quill there's a way.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
Don't try to repair a broken pen.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Sharkspeare, me, pen and digital color, 2019
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︎ Sep 17 2019
I have a pen that can write underwater.
It can write other words too.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
I own a pen that can write underwater.
It can write other words too.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Did you know that this pen can write underwater?
It can also write lots of other words as well.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I own a pen that can write under water
It can write other words too
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︎ May 13 2020
I have a pen that can write underwater
It can also write other words too.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
I have a pen that can write underwater!!
It can write other words too.
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︎ May 13 2020
Did you hear about the new pen that can write underwater?
It can write other words too.
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︎ Feb 28 2020
My pen can write underwater
It can write other words too.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
I have a pen that can write underwater
It can write other words too
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︎ Jun 03 2019
I bought a pen that writes underwater.
It writes other words too.
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︎ Nov 25 2019
I bought a pen that writes underwater.
It writes other words too
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︎ May 27 2019
I have a pen that can write underwater...
It can also write other words too!
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︎ Oct 25 2019
I have a pen that can write in outerspace
It can write other words too.
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︎ May 30 2019
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