What did the ninja delivery boy say to the office manager when he was delivering an unexpected order of pens, pencils, and paper goods?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingrangerprops
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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If you can't find your pens or pencils and you really need to write something down remember that old saying...

Where there's a quill there's a way.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Did you hear about the train made out of pens, pencils and rulers that wouldn’t move?

They tried swapping the rulers for erasers but it remained stationary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TannedCroissant
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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Why should you not make a car out of pens and pencils?

Because it wouldn't go anywhere, it's stationary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engieviral
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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Shakespeare

Two friends walk into a bookstore After bying 23 pens 2 balloons and a pipeline One of them goes to the till Suddenly he remembers

  • John do you want a pencil?
  • Yes
  • 2B or not 2B?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bscilion
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I was about to start my first gcse exam...

My Dad was taking me to school (this happened around 3 years ago but I still remember), he looks at me and says 'Son you sure you've got everything, your pens, pencils, calculator." Me: "Yes, Dad." My Dad then asks me, "What's your seat number?" I look at him and say "H2" "Bless you." He says then he starts laughing to himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBammBoozle
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2014
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He would literally stop traffic...

Every time I was in the car with my Dad and he saw a sign that said "Stop Ahead", he would literally stop and look for a head in the road. The same goes for the sign "Drawbridge", he would look around the car for a pencil or pen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOriginalApple
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2013
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