A list of puns related to "Pen And Pencil"
Supplies!
Where there's a quill there's a way.
They tried swapping the rulers for erasers but it remained stationary.
Because it wouldn't go anywhere, it's stationary.
Two friends walk into a bookstore After bying 23 pens 2 balloons and a pipeline One of them goes to the till Suddenly he remembers
My Dad was taking me to school (this happened around 3 years ago but I still remember), he looks at me and says 'Son you sure you've got everything, your pens, pencils, calculator." Me: "Yes, Dad." My Dad then asks me, "What's your seat number?" I look at him and say "H2" "Bless you." He says then he starts laughing to himself.
Every time I was in the car with my Dad and he saw a sign that said "Stop Ahead", he would literally stop and look for a head in the road. The same goes for the sign "Drawbridge", he would look around the car for a pencil or pen.
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