The eraser broke up with the pencil the other day..

Because they let themselves get lead on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/valleythedemon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why can't pencils and erasers move?

Because they're stationery.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I made a pencil with two erasers

It was pointless...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scooby_dyver
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What did the blackboard say to the eraser when they broke up?

Can’t we just chalk about it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IIIIRadsIIII
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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I named my eraser Confidence...

Because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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I thought about inventing a pencil with an eraser at both ends.

But I didn't see the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I told my wife I bought a pencil with two erasers

She said "what's the point?"

My daughter insisted I post her joke here, haha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slayergod13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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If you like whiteboard erasers but not blackboard erasers...

...are you erasist?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryGoudaForYou
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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So I got one of the hud erasers that say for BIG MISTAKES

When my dad saw it he took it and started to rub me with it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacobob3831
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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When I was in Vienna, I saw Mozart's ghost at a piano. He had an eraser, which he applied to one of his manuscripts. "What are you doing?" I asked. He replied, "Can't you see?...

"I'm decomposing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Technically erasers are drawbacks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tschatz1010
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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I'll use a calculator, I'll use a protractor, I'll use an eraser, and I'll use a compass...

But a ruler? That's where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nzsmartass
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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A sharp pencil said to the eraser "people sharpen pencils so they can use them a long time."

The eraser replied "you have a point."

-As told to me by seven-year-old Gibson M. L.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ucom1
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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Scientists could make a pencil with both sides as erasers..

But what would be the point?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillerQuicheStar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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I tried to make a pencil with erasers on both ends...

...but then, I realized it was pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimmel1232
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2016
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My Dad when I ask for an eraser.

We didn't make mistakes when I was a kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigbertha42
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2013
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I made a pencil with two erasers

It was pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emmkat24
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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"I made a pencil with two erasers."

"It was pointless."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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I made a pencil with two erasers.

It was pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waddoheck
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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