What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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Did anybody lose a roll of $50 bills in a rubber band?

I just found the rubber band

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto πŸ˜†

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Son: This rubber ball is awesome!!

Dad: If only I knew how awesome rubber was when I was younger, I wouldn't have to waste money on these useless toys

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I don't know how it got pregnant I used a rubber.
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I once went to the CNN broadcasting station. They had an aquarium full of rubber amphibians.

Just as I feared... fake newts everywhere!

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto!

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How does a rubber-band thank its listeners?

You're all fan-elastic!

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What do you call an italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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Doctor Doctor, I'm convinced I'm a rubber band.

Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch over there and tell me all about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SolgaleoGamePlays
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The markup on molded rubber shoes is obscene

What a croc!

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From my co worker: What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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Rubber ducky

A friend when you're in hot water

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My boss told me to wear rubber gloves while dealing with customers this week. I told him β€œFuck that.”

I’m doing these prostate exams my way.

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I designed a crash proof jet plane, its made completely out of rubber.

I call it the Boing 747

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Which is stretchier -- rubber or skin?

Skin, because Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked to Jerusalem.

(A mom joke! By my 88-year-old church-going mother-in-law.)

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Legend has it that basketball used to be played with glass beads, and we only started using rubber balls in the 1800s.

Switching was indeed a marbleless idea.

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I went into a diner the other day and said to the waitress, "I'll have a rubber band sandwich".

"And make it snappy."

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Dad jokes are like rubber

They’re usually a bit of a stretch

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What did they name the company who makes rubber planes?

Boeing!

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Someone asked me why I wouldn’t tell them the plot of the movie Rubber.... I told them:

No reason

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I told my friend a this joke about a rubber bandrubbers

It was kind of a stretch

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Go make me a rubber sandwich

And make it snappy

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What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe?

Roberto!,
I’ll see myself out

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Robertoe

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How do you call a Frenchman who's wearing rubber sandals?

Philippe Philoppe

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For the last two weeks I've been walking around dressed in cladding and rubber pipe covering. /r/Jokes/comments/fnqw1l/…
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What did the rubber plane say when it hit the ground?

Boeing

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Should slippers with rubber soles be called antislippers?
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What do you call a man with rubber toe?

Roberto

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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What do I call a guy with rubber toe

A guy with rubber toe

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What do you call a Mexican with rubber Toe

Roberto

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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Make me a rubber sandwich and make it snappy
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe

Roberto

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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