What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Did anybody lose a roll of $50 bills in a rubber band?
I just found the rubber band
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Son: This rubber ball is awesome!!
Dad: If only I knew how awesome rubber was when I was younger, I wouldn't have to waste money on these useless toys
I don't know how it got pregnant I used a rubber.
I once went to the CNN broadcasting station. They had an aquarium full of rubber amphibians.
Just as I feared... fake newts everywhere!
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
How does a rubber-band thank its listeners?
What do you call an italian with a rubber toe?
Doctor Doctor, I'm convinced I'm a rubber band.
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch over there and tell me all about it.
The markup on molded rubber shoes is obscene
From my co worker: What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber ducky
A friend when you're in hot water
My boss told me to wear rubber gloves while dealing with customers this week. I told him “Fuck that.”
I’m doing these prostate exams my way.
I designed a crash proof jet plane, its made completely out of rubber.
Which is stretchier -- rubber or skin?
Skin, because Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked to Jerusalem.
(A mom joke! By my 88-year-old church-going mother-in-law.)
Legend has it that basketball used to be played with glass beads, and we only started using rubber balls in the 1800s.
Switching was indeed a marbleless idea.
I went into a diner the other day and said to the waitress, "I'll have a rubber band sandwich".
Dad jokes are like rubber
They’re usually a bit of a stretch
What did they name the company who makes rubber planes?
Someone asked me why I wouldn’t tell them the plot of the movie Rubber.... I told them:
I told my friend a this joke about a rubber bandrubbers
Go make me a rubber sandwich
What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe?
Roberto!,
I’ll see myself out
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
How do you call a Frenchman who's wearing rubber sandals?
What did the rubber plane say when it hit the ground?
Should slippers with rubber soles be called antislippers?
What do you call a man with rubber toe?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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What do I call a guy with rubber toe
What do you call a Mexican with rubber Toe
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Make me a rubber sandwich and make it snappy
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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