What do I call a guy with rubber toe
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The markup on molded rubber shoes is obscene
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Doctor Doctor, I'm convinced I'm a rubber band.
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch over there and tell me all about it.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What do you call an italian with a rubber toe?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
What do you call a Mexican with rubber Toe
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︎ Oct 27 2020
From my co worker: What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Rubber ducky
A friend when you're in hot water
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︎ Sep 19 2020
My boss told me to wear rubber gloves while dealing with customers this week. I told him βFuck that.β
Iβm doing these prostate exams my way.
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︎ Mar 20 2020
Which is stretchier -- rubber or skin?
Skin, because Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked to Jerusalem.
(A mom joke! By my 88-year-old church-going mother-in-law.)
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Legend has it that basketball used to be played with glass beads, and we only started using rubber balls in the 1800s.
Switching was indeed a marbleless idea.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
I designed a crash proof jet plane, its made completely out of rubber.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Someone asked me why I wouldnβt tell them the plot of the movie Rubber.... I told them:
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︎ Aug 01 2020
I told my friend a this joke about a rubber bandrubbers
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I went into a diner the other day and said to the waitress, "I'll have a rubber band sandwich".
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Dad jokes are like rubber
Theyβre usually a bit of a stretch
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︎ May 11 2020
What did they name the company who makes rubber planes?
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︎ May 27 2020
Go make me a rubber sandwich
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︎ May 31 2020
How do you call a Frenchman who's wearing rubber sandals?
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︎ May 13 2020
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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︎ Apr 18 2020
What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe?
Roberto!,
Iβll see myself out
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︎ Mar 23 2020
Should slippers with rubber soles be called antislippers?
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︎ Dec 01 2019
What did the rubber plane say when it hit the ground?
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︎ May 13 2019
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
I asked my son, "Hey, what do you call a rubber loop that you put rocks and bread into?" He shrugged and said he had no idea, so I answeredβ¦
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︎ Sep 22 2019
I have a dress made out of rubber from old car wheels at home...
It is my favourite attire.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
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︎ Oct 22 2019
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Patrick. He was never the same after the accident
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︎ Aug 10 2019
What do you call a Mexican guy with a rubber toe?
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︎ Jun 07 2019
How do you call a guy who has rubber toes
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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︎ Aug 15 2020
What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?
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︎ May 09 2020
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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︎ Jun 18 2020
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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︎ Jun 14 2020
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Make me a rubber sandwich and make it snappy
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︎ Nov 20 2019
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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