Rubber Boot Puns

A man dressed in rubber boots, orange overalls, yellow hard hat with a light on, blacked up face and a canary on his shoulder walks into a pub. The whole pub goes silent and everyone stares at him for a few seconds then carries on what they were doing. It was only a miner distraction.

I was shaving off layers of my work boots' heels since they were worn in on one side, causing pain when walking.

After I finished I showed my wife the bits of rubber, "My Boots are heeled"