Can you guess all Tat toe puns? (I can only figure out 7 outtoe 10 of them)
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Did you know Po from kung fu panda , got a tattoo on his toe...
They now call him Potato.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his toe?
What does a median do with a dead toe?
My sister, the biologist, was studying cell division when she dropped her microscope on my toe.
A copy of A Christmas Carol fell on my toe!
It hurts like the Dickens >_<
Who do you call when you break your toe?
What do you get when your sensitive and overly dramatic sister stubs her toe?
What does the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases say when he stubs his toe?
What do you say when your sister steps on your foot and breaks your toe in half?
I had a friend who lost a toe in an accident.
We aren't friends any more, I'm extremely lack toes intolerant.
It's the opposite day and my friend challenges me in tic tac toe. when it's his turn, he grabs the pencil by his foot. I ask him why and he responds:
"I'm playing the toe tactic"
I had a girlfriend in high school that I dumped when I found out she was missing a toe on her left foot...
I guess that makes me lack-toes intolerant.
So I broke my toe today
my grandad said that next time, I should call a toe truck.
Why did the redguard break his toe?
Because his hammerfell on it
My idea for a Tic-tac-toe movie failed
Although it looked good on paper
When your sister steps on your toe
I'm so annoyed, one of my favorite socks got a hole worn through the toe.
What did Mr. Frequency say when he stubbed his toe?
I stubbed my toe and got scolded by my parents for yelling “What the duck”
They were angry that I used fowl language
I once got my toe nails professionally trimmed. They used a hardened steel tool for smoothing my clipped nails...
In other words, a pedi-file.
I stubbed my toe against a gold bar
Why did he make fun of the guy who lost his big toe?
He's lacktoes-intolerant.
What do you call a man with rubber toe?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
What did the cell say when their sister stepped on their toe?
What do I call a guy with rubber toe
What does a Mexican do with a dead toe?
What do you call an italian with a rubber toe?
What do you call a Mexican with rubber Toe
What do monsters say when they stub their toe?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
From my co worker: What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
What does the cell say to his sister when she steps on his toe?
What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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