Can you guess all Tat toe puns? (I can only figure out 7 outtoe 10 of them)
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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What did Mr. Frequency say when he stubbed his toe?

"It Hertz!!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/White_Jester
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foreverindarkness
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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Edgar Allen Toe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The1WithNumbers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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Why did he make fun of the guy who lost his big toe?

He's lacktoes-intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kartenhouse
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Robertoe

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealROSTa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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A copy of β€œA Christmas Carol” just fell on my toe.

It hurts like the Dickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CobaltD70
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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My chemistry teacher covered me head to toe in sodium chloride after I flunked my test...

I've never been more ensalted in my life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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Missile toe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheShivanKing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I stubbed my toe against a gold bar

Au Au Au

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πŸ‘€︎ u/duaki
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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If you took all the people in the world who fall asleep during church, and laid them head to toe in a straight line

They’d all be a lot more comfortable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What does a WW1 plane say when it stubs it’s toe?

Mother Fokker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCCreeper844
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe?

Roberto!,
I’ll see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a4h4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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That’s a bit toe far
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Batsk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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a Toe Truck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1NS3RTM3M3H3R3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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When your sister steps on your toe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/riceondrugs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I stubbed my toe and yelled MOTHERFUCKER! in response

My dad poked his head in and said: Β¨You rang?Β¨

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealNumber44
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What do you call a person with a toe growing out of their patella?

Tony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BartlebyX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What did the somatic cell say to its sister after it banged its toe against the table?

Ow mitosis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikachuusethunda
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Rober-to

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Vegan's with foot-fetishes might prefer toe-fu.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClickedRandomly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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I stubbed my toe and got scolded by my parents for yelling β€œWhat the duck”

They were angry that I used fowl language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inceptionisim
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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[SFW] Take a look at that camel toe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thottprocess
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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What do you call a guy with one toe and one knee?

Tony!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/falconman478
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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What do you do when you get your toe stuck in the mud?

Call a toe (tow) truck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joanneshands
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Patrick. He was never the same after the accident

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Known_ink
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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What do you call a robotic toe sitting in the snow?

A Brrr-E-Toe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paul092834
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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I stubbed my toe against the couch.

Couch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manicberry
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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I put a padlock on the refrigerator and superglued the key to the bottom of my big toe.

I’m on the Key Toe Diet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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What do you call a Mexican guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rstates
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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A frog stubbed his toe and got really upset.

He was hopping mad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearinthegarden14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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My girlfriend was born without her little toe and the sight of her foot makes me physically ill.

My therapist said I'm lack toes intolerant.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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My friend broke her toe yesterday...

I give her my sincerest con-toe-lences.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlexdoesMCFTW
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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I dropped a can of beer on my toe yesterday.

Luckily it was light beer.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Getting into the holiday spirit with this Missile Toe I 3D Printed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumbertoL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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I saw a frog stub it's toe yesterday. He got really upset.

He was hopping mad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearinthegarden14
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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What do you call someone with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do you call a Mexican’s toe that was buried

A burrito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Da-hamste
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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What did the painkiller scream when it stubbed its toe..

Ibuprofanities!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hindza
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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What do you call a man who has a toe made of rubber?

Roberto...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littleword1
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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People say having a missing toe makes you more easily agitated with people, but honestly I’m more chill.

Guess I Lack toes and Tolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeoNite
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Double parked my boot. It got toe-d
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Armyman365
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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Camel toe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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About time of the year to bust out the missile toe.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mk4rim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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What do you cal a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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What did the scientist say when his sister stood on his toe?

Mitosis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xEdiddy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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2 paramedics respond to a call for a lady with an infected hangnail on her big toe.

One paramedic looks at the other and says, β€œshe doesn’t need an ambulance, she needs a toe truck!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yosup01
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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I lost a toe in an accident and now I hate pictures of my feet.

Time for some Faux Toe Shopping

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TannedCroissant
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Have you heard about the man who lost the toe sucking tournament?

He tasted defeat.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ihatepayingtaxes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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Which toe is the easiest to see?

A photo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dannyuk24
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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Every time I stubbed my toe as a kid

My dad would ask if he should call a toe truck. Every. Damn. Time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordDobbington
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Then it must work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IcebergSlim619
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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What do you call a Hispanic with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tardtart
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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My wife looked down at my foot today and said I had a hairy toe...

Without hesitation, I immediately said I have a β€˜toe’tee...

Then I proceeded to laugh hysterically... at my own joke... I am not ashamed. πŸ˜‚πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LG1040
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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What do you call an Italian man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baron_Lemon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Received a resume today with this attached to it. #(toe)nailedit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amlynarcik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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What do you call a Spanish guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nayrevad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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What happened when Stevie Wonder stubbed his toe?

He went into a Blind Rage!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DC_Antman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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What do you call it when a cells sister steps on its toe?

Mitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JunBunKim
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zero_shits
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knittingmonster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gated_Trevone
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/david_bross22
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PahulGill
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veryoldhippy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MynameisSouper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zingierglobe89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EstherARK
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/idk-a-username_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kairi_rep
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apple4Slize
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaZe_Yangers
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NerdPapaya69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HenrysTestiesRbad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benben995
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theBfrye
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mememamalon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhNo_MyGrapes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nice_Yams
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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