toe puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D-Link-Gaming
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Can you guess all Tat toe puns? (I can only figure out 7 outtoe 10 of them)
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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What do I call a guy with rubber toe

A guy with rubber toe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizzecian007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What does a median do with a dead toe?

Burrito!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iffijoo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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A copy of A Christmas Carol fell on my toe!

It hurts like the Dickens >_<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What does a Mexican do with a dead toe?

Burrito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iffijoo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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My sister, the biologist, was studying cell division when she dropped her microscope on my toe.

Mitosis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkrjoe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What do you call an italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLoveRaviolis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What do you get when your sensitive and overly dramatic sister stubs her toe?

A crisis

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What does the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases say when he stubs his toe?

Fouchy!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do monsters say when they stub their toe?

Crack - a - toe - a!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SodArgon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Who do you call when you break your toe?

A tow truck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captaincapsaycin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What do you say when your sister steps on your foot and breaks your toe in half?

That's mitosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRedGandalf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What do you call a Mexican with rubber Toe

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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From my co worker: What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghostlyGary
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I had a friend who lost a toe in an accident.

We aren't friends any more, I'm extremely lack toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMogwai
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I had a girlfriend in high school that I dumped when I found out she was missing a toe on her left foot...

I guess that makes me lack-toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoggyOfAustralia
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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It's the opposite day and my friend challenges me in tic tac toe. when it's his turn, he grabs the pencil by his foot. I ask him why and he responds:

"I'm playing the toe tactic"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aglaz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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So I broke my toe today

my grandad said that next time, I should call a toe truck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rose9879
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Why did the redguard break his toe?

Because his hammerfell on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viral_Idiot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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My idea for a Tic-tac-toe movie failed

Although it looked good on paper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrimsonBlade25
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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What does the cell say to his sister when she steps on his toe?

Oh my toe sis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dulfuckyourself
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Edgar Allen Toe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The1WithNumbers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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I'm so annoyed, one of my favorite socks got a hole worn through the toe.

Darn it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stablefish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What did Mr. Frequency say when he stubbed his toe?

"It Hertz!!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/White_Jester
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I once got my toe nails professionally trimmed. They used a hardened steel tool for smoothing my clipped nails...

In other words, a pedi-file.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Sent my husband for a bandaid for my daughter’s toe. She asked what was on it as I put it on her, and I said β€œit looks like Olaf”, to which my husband replied...

β€œI think you mean Toe-laf”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unexpectedfate
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Why did he make fun of the guy who lost his big toe?

He's lacktoes-intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kartenhouse
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Missile toe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheShivanKing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Robertoe

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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When your sister steps on your toe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/riceondrugs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I stubbed my toe against a gold bar

Au Au Au

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πŸ‘€︎ u/duaki
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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My chemistry teacher covered me head to toe in sodium chloride after I flunked my test...

I've never been more ensalted in my life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe?

Roberto!,
I’ll see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a4h4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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If you took all the people in the world who fall asleep during church, and laid them head to toe in a straight line

They’d all be a lot more comfortable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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a Toe Truck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1NS3RTM3M3H3R3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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What does a WW1 plane say when it stubs it’s toe?

Mother Fokker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCCreeper844
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I stubbed my toe and got scolded by my parents for yelling β€œWhat the duck”

They were angry that I used fowl language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inceptionisim
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/btcrav2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not_obnoxious
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foreverindarkness
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Proof-Camel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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A copy of β€œA Christmas Carol” just fell on my toe.

It hurts like the Dickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CobaltD70
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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