Digit Puns

A list of puns related to "Digit"

I have finale cracked the most difficult problem. I now know all the digits of pi.

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👤︎ u/abybaddi009
📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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I lost a few digits recently when something heavy dropped on my foot. Today I got prosthetics for them.

Comment below if you’d like to see photos of my faux toes.

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👤︎ u/deceze
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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How many digits are there in pi?

10

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👤︎ u/Accomplished_Yam_989
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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I know every single digit of pi...

Just not in the right order!

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👤︎ u/justagirlwthcruches
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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Choose any number between 2 and 8. Multiply by 4, and then add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.

Dark, wasn’t it?

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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I asked a german girl for her phone number. She only gave me one digit though.

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👤︎ u/HOM51
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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Reciting one hundred digits of pi is easy.

It’s a piece of cake.

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👤︎ u/yoav-bam
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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I hate people with no digits on their feet

I am lack-toes intolerant

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👤︎ u/evetSgiB
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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TIL Germany only has three digit phone numbers.

I asked a local girl for her number and she kept telling me it was 9 9 9.

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👤︎ u/The_Nightman_82
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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I know all of the digits of pi...

I just cannae remember the order.

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👤︎ u/TodaysLucky10K
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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Not to brag, but I know the first 40000 digits of the expansion of Pi.

Just not in the right order.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 11 2018
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I've memorized all the digits of pi

Just not in order

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👤︎ u/TimelapseChef
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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"Hey, what are your digits?"

"I've got 20 digits. Haven't lost a finger or toe yet."

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👤︎ u/FX114
📅︎ Mar 02 2014
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Choose any number between 2 and 7. Multiply by 4 and add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.

Dark, wasn’t it?

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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I hate people with no digits on their feet.

Sorry, I'm lack-toes intolerant.

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👤︎ u/chrisrus65
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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I know every digit of Pi...

...just not in order

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👤︎ u/T04STM4N
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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