A list of puns related to "Numeric"

I, for one, am a great fan of Roman numeral puns.

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Only a fraction of you will understand that

Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!

Anyone out there still fascinated with Roman numerals ?

I, for one, still am.

Thereβs a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Only a fraction of people know this

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

I can never remember the Roman Numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500...

IM LIVID

When I was in school I got asked, "What is 3000 converted into Roman Numerals ?"

I replied, "Mmm...."

Son: "Dad I know you're an English teacher, but can I ask you the date in Roman Numerals?"

Dad: "I think you mean May I"

There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.

Only a fraction of the people will get this joke

I struggle with Roman Numerals until I get to 159.

Then it just CLIX.

Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour

I can't remember how to write 1, 1,000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.

I M LIVID

I for one like roman numerals

Programmers hate roman numerals.

But I can't zero in on why

They once made a maths robot with numerical dyslexia

It didn't add up

What odd number is no longer odd when you remove a letter?

Seven. If you you remove the S it becomes even.

Heard from my nine year old three minutes ago.

Iβve never been more proud.

I can't recall how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals

IM LIVID

Converting the number 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesnβt just make me mad....

It makes me LIVID.

I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in roman numerals.

I'm LIVID

There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

Only a fraction of people understand that joke.

In China, you can criticize every Roman numeral from I to X.

But you can't criticize XI.

Converting the numbers 51,6 and 500 into Roman Numerals doesn't just make me mad...

It makes me LIVID

I can't remeber how to write 1,1000,51,6 and 500 in Roman numerals

IM LIVID

I for one, love Roman numerals

I for one am a fan of Roman numerals

there's a fine line between a numerator and a denomenator

Whatβs a pirates favorite Roman numeral?

II

Hey guys, thanks for explaining the definition of numerous the other day, it really means a lot

Somebody told me 'they' are phasing out Roman numerals.

NOT ON MY WATCH!!!

Iβm mad that I laughed at this

My dad asked me once who the he'll would want to learn roman numerals.

Well, I for one...

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator...

only a fraction of people will find this funny.

I have a confession.

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

After numerous icings in a hockey game, a player was sent to the penalty box.

He needed time to thaw out.

The government wanted to remove roman numerals

Not on my watch

IV always liked the Roman numeral four.

If cosine is the denominator and sine is the numerator, what separates them?

The tanline

How do you write "lettuce" in Romaine numerals?

I think it's something with CDC, but I'm not positive.

Numerous women have been targeted by a local gynecologist.

They were the victims of a smear campaign.

My friends love rating my wifeβs butt on a numerical scale...

I find it pretty assinine

I M LIVID

The T-Rex lumbered over the ridge and looked down at the numerous plant-eaters grazing in the lush, green valley. "This place is familiar," he said,

"I've eaten herbivore."

A lot of people these days don't seem to understand Roman numerals,

but i for one, ii for two

I don't understand all this hate towards non traditional number systems

I for 1, love Roman numerals.

Roman numerals. What are they good IV?

Itβs getting late

What even number becomes odd when you remove a letter?

SIX! If you remove the S you are left with IX, which is nine in roman numerals

2 is a very unique number

It became prime against all odds.

Replace numbers with roman numerals?

Not on my watch.

I Can't Remember...

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says...

5 beers please

514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itβs a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itβs tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donβt think itβs feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Thereβs a new type of broom out, itβ

... keep reading on reddit β‘Regarding the Super Bowl's Roman Numerals

Me: Is the next Super Bowl just going to be "L"? Cause that doesn't sound as cool as XLIX. It needs lots of Xs.

Dad: Maybe it'll be XxV, get it? Like X times V.

Me: Uh-huh. Wait, did the Romans even know how to multiply?

Dad: Of course they did, that's why there were so many of them!

What do you call numbers that can't stay still?

Roamin' Numerals

I, IV I

Really enjoy Roman numerals.

Not another math joke dad

The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line...

...only a fraction of people will understand

What do you call a number that just canβt keep still...

A roaminβ numeral.

What do you call a number that wonβt keep still?

A roaminβ numeral.

Programmers hate roman numerals.

But I can't zero in on why?

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

I can't remember howto write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.

I M LIVID

There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

only a fraction of people will get this joke

I for one like Roman numerals.

I, for one, like Roman Numerals

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

I for one like the roman numerals.

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals

I M LIVID

I, for one, like roman numerals.

I canβt remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals...

I M LIVID

There is a fine line between numerator and denominator

But only a fraction of people will get the joke.

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals.

IM LIVID

I, for one, love Roman numerals.

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

I can't remember how to write the Roman Numerals 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500.

IM LIVID

I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals.

Iβm LIVID!

I can't remember how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals.

And I am **LIVID**!

I, for one, like Roman numerals

I for one, like Roman numerals.

I canβt remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals

I M LIVID

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will get this.

There's a fine line between numerator and denominator.

I, for one

Like roman numerals.

Roman numerals?

Not on my watch!

I, for one,

like Roman numerals.

I, for one...

Like Roman Numerals.

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