I, for one, am a great fan of Roman numeral puns.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Only a fraction of you will understand that

Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!

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Anyone out there still fascinated with Roman numerals ?

I, for one, still am.

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There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Only a fraction of people know this

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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sontrii
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I can never remember the Roman Numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500...

IM LIVID

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HatterInATutu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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When I was in school I got asked, "What is 3000 converted into Roman Numerals ?"

I replied, "Mmm...."

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Son: "Dad I know you're an English teacher, but can I ask you the date in Roman Numerals?"

Dad: "I think you mean May I"

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There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.

Only a fraction of the people will get this joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reasonable-Loan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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Who understands Roman Numerals?

I for one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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I struggle with Roman Numerals until I get to 159.

Then it just CLIX.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
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Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
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I can't remember how to write 1, 1,000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.

I M LIVID

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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I for one like roman numerals
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jj_arora_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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Programmers hate roman numerals.

But I can't zero in on why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atom036
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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They once made a maths robot with numerical dyslexia

It didn't add up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Treesmkknees69
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What odd number is no longer odd when you remove a letter?

Seven. If you you remove the S it becomes even.

Heard from my nine year old three minutes ago.

I’ve never been more proud.

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I can't recall how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals

IM LIVID

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IdealApricot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Converting the number 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesn’t just make me mad....

It makes me LIVID.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mynickname86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in roman numerals.

I'm LIVID

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HayleyLF
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

Only a fraction of people understand that joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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In China, you can criticize every Roman numeral from I to X.

But you can't criticize XI.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vshesha
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Converting the numbers 51,6 and 500 into Roman Numerals doesn't just make me mad...

It makes me LIVID

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoolishTurnip87
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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I can't remeber how to write 1,1000,51,6 and 500 in Roman numerals

IM LIVID

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glazavolk_YT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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I for one, love Roman numerals
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mbiggs92
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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I for one am a fan of Roman numerals
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottishTrump
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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there's a fine line between a numerator and a denomenator
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMG_Rakeus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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What’s a pirates favorite Roman numeral?

II

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stepagbay
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Hey guys, thanks for explaining the definition of numerous the other day, it really means a lot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/d0wnv0ted
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Somebody told me 'they' are phasing out Roman numerals.

NOT ON MY WATCH!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Angry_Daniel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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I’m mad that I laughed at this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peyton_Tal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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My dad asked me once who the he'll would want to learn roman numerals.

Well, I for one...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/islanddelver
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator...

only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zethantheGOAT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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I have a confession.

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DynamoInfinite
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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After numerous icings in a hockey game, a player was sent to the penalty box.

He needed time to thaw out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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The government wanted to remove roman numerals

Not on my watch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoberThree
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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IV always liked the Roman numeral four.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/5parky
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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If cosine is the denominator and sine is the numerator, what separates them?

The tanline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Howardyoudoing95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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How do you write "lettuce" in Romaine numerals?

I think it's something with CDC, but I'm not positive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Numerous women have been targeted by a local gynecologist.

They were the victims of a smear campaign.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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My friends love rating my wife’s butt on a numerical scale...

I find it pretty assinine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pkenney20
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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I M LIVID
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farhan_Hyder
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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The T-Rex lumbered over the ridge and looked down at the numerous plant-eaters grazing in the lush, green valley. "This place is familiar," he said,

"I've eaten herbivore."

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A lot of people these days don't seem to understand Roman numerals,

but i for one, ii for two

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HowBizzare
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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I don't understand all this hate towards non traditional number systems

I for 1, love Roman numerals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixFlamebird
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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Roman numerals. What are they good IV?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kubrick_Fan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2015
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It’s getting late
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackthecricketer
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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What even number becomes odd when you remove a letter?

SIX! If you remove the S you are left with IX, which is nine in roman numerals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GiceVE
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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2 is a very unique number

It became prime against all odds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitchyPolice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Replace numbers with roman numerals?

Not on my watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flayan514
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2016
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I Can't Remember...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielthygreat
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says...

5 beers please

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrispyCritter83
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
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Regarding the Super Bowl's Roman Numerals

Me: Is the next Super Bowl just going to be "L"? Cause that doesn't sound as cool as XLIX. It needs lots of Xs.

Dad: Maybe it'll be XxV, get it? Like X times V.

Me: Uh-huh. Wait, did the Romans even know how to multiply?

Dad: Of course they did, that's why there were so many of them!

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What do you call numbers that can't stay still?

Roamin' Numerals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xX_Noosh_Xx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I, IV I

Really enjoy Roman numerals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb-reply
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Here's one in spanish

UNO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hormonella
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2017
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Not another math joke dad

The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line...

...only a fraction of people will understand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RPOWER76
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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What do you call a number that just can’t keep still...

A roamin’ numeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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What do you call a number that won’t keep still?

A roamin’ numeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Programmers hate roman numerals.

But I can't zero in on why?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atom036
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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I for one, like Roman numerals
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHarlz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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I, for one, like Roman numerals.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthew2112
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
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πŸ‘€︎ u/modcat9lyfz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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I can't remember howto write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.

I M LIVID

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CCorbacho_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

only a fraction of people will get this joke

πŸ‘︎ 1k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talcabus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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I for one, like Roman Numerals.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NairodI
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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I for one like Roman numerals.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AtheismIsOK
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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I, for one, like Roman Numerals
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebeastyboi75
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

πŸ‘︎ 2k
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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I for one like the roman numerals.
πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikatnite825050
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals

I M LIVID

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weab00
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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I, for one, like roman numerals.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/andy69420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals...

I M LIVID

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zethantheGOAT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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There is a fine line between numerator and denominator

But only a fraction of people will get the joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MusicianNerd26
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals.

IM LIVID

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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I, for one, love Roman numerals.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrankSoup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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I, for one, like Roman numerals.
πŸ‘︎ 4k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyT00ts11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2016
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I can't remember how to write the Roman Numerals 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500.

IM LIVID

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thedaveabides98
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals.

I’m LIVID!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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I can't remember how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals.

And I am LIVID!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conundrumbombs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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I, for one, like Roman numerals
πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lobsman12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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I for one, like Roman numerals.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abby-lea
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2017
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I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals

I M LIVID

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will get this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2017
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There's a fine line between numerator and denominator.
πŸ‘︎ 32
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2015
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I, for one

Like roman numerals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorncobJenkins
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I, for one,

Love Roman numerals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UrMamFat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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I, for one.

Like Roman numerals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingSulley
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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Roman numerals?

Not on my watch!

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ‘€︎ u/riceisright56
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2015
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I, for one,

like Roman numerals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/polarbearparanoia
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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I, for one...

Like Roman Numerals.

πŸ‘︎ 27
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTVYaBoyMrYoung
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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I, for one

Like Roman numerals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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