They once made a maths robot with numerical dyslexia

It didn't add up

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Treesmkknees69
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My friends love rating my wife’s butt on a numerical scale...

I find it pretty assinine

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pkenney20
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I, for one, am a great fan of Roman numeral puns.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Yeah, and only a fraction of you will find this funny.

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Pirate Ship Captain: I am desperate. Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?

Crew: I I Captain.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.

I M L I VI D

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tnethacker
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Sadly, only a fraction of people will get this joke

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NidalFlame
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Only a fraction of you will understand that

Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!

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Ship Captain: Guys, I need help. I don’t remember how to write 2 in Roman numerals.

Crew: I I Caprain.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29 2020
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I, for one, like Roman numerals.

Very punny! ;)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21 2020
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I struggle with Roman Numerals until I get to 159.

Then it just CLIX.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ScottyUrb
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I’ve lost count of the times I forgot
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bo_veytia
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I asked my Mexican friend if he could tell me what 300 is in Roman numerals...

Hew kept saying, "si si si" without giving me the answer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2020
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Anyone out there still fascinated with Roman numerals ?

I, for one, still am.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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Looking at a Terminix truck, the IX at the end are the roman numerals for the number nine...

Which is one more than eight. I feel this has to have been part of the name creation. β€œWe’ll do you one better than terminate, we’ll termiNINE”.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mchead22
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Converting the number 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesn’t just make me mad....

It makes me LIVID.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mynickname86
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17 2018
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When I was in school I got asked, "What is 3000 converted into Roman Numerals ?"

I replied, "Mmm...."

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In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.

Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SnakehoundXE
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Oh how the turns have tabled

Me: Do you like the numerator or denominator more?

Dad: Numerator, why?

Me: I find myself divided between the two.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NeedleDickMafew
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Son: "Dad I know you're an English teacher, but can I ask you the date in Roman Numerals?"

Dad: "I think you mean May I"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PotatoPotahto
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How do you turn six into nine?

Remove the β€œs”.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2020
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Programmers hate roman numerals.

But I can't zero in on why

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/atom036
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18 2020
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Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/simwalkedaway
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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says

β€œFive beers, please.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VVIIVVI
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In China, you can criticize every Roman numeral from I to X.

But you can't criticize XI.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vshesha
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2019
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I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.

I M L I VI D

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tnethacker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2021
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The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.

Only a fraction of people will understand this

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SmartassBrickmelter
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I Can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman Numerals

I M LIVID

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Infinite-Aviation
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I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals

I M LIVID

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/garlic_eggdog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05 2021
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I can never remember the Roman Numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500...

IM LIVID

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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21 2020
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The difference between a numerator and denominator is a short line

Only a fraction of people will understand it.

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03 2020
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There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Only a fraction of people know this

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06 2020
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator,

But only a fraction of people understand this.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/professorf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06 2020
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There is a fine line between the denominator and the numerator

Only a fraction of people would get this.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TickleLife
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03 2020
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sontrii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01 2020
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There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.

Only a fraction of the people will get this joke

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Reasonable-Loan
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I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in roman numerals.

I'm LIVID

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HayleyLF
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08 2018
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

Only a fraction of people understand that joke.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17 2018
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Who understands Roman Numerals?

I for one.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2020
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I for one like roman numerals
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jj_arora_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2020
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I for one, love Roman numerals
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mbiggs92
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2018
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

only a fraction of people will get this joke

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Talcabus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2019
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There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CCorbacho_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16 2019
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I, for one, like Roman numerals.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/matthew2112
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2019
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KM2000_THE_CHOSENONE
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I, for one, like Roman Numerals
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thebeastyboi75
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2018
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Converting the numbers 51,6 and 500 into Roman Numerals doesn't just make me mad...

It makes me LIVID

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CoolishTurnip87
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02 2019
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/modcat9lyfz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12 2019
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Programmers hate roman numerals.

But I can't zero in on why?

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