A list of puns related to "Mathematical"

Mathematical puns related to burglars?

Puns about math and thieves/burglars?

Puns leave me numb. Mathematical puns leave me number.

What do you get when you cross a milking animal and a mathematical device?

A Cowculator.

What mathematical operation do the French despise?

Did yiu know a major mathematical discovery was made when trying to put music online?

They tries to Log a Rhythm.

A mathematical analysis is in order....

A mathematical dadjoke, hope you like this.

A pie without 3.14159265359 is just a 2.7182818284. Have a good day.

Went to mathematical restaurant today.

Ordered a takeaway

Mathematical proof that it pays to be dumb

power = work / time

but...

knowledge = power

and

time = money

so, substituting...

knowledge = work / money

solving for money...

money = work / knowledge

The less you know, the more money you make, regardless of how much work you do.

How to make a seven even without doing any mathematical equations

You remove the S

What do you call a mathematical reptile?

A calculator

It's a mathematical fact that women are evil.

women= time Γ money.

Now, we all know that time= money.

So,

women = money Γ money = money^2

And everybody knows that money is the root of all evil:

money = β(evil)

So...

women = [βevil)]^2 = evil

What is probably the least friendly mathematical concept?

The mean!

What do you call the beat to which a vice president dances while solving complex mathematical equations?

An Al Gore-rhythm

Mathematical (Geometry) joke: What did the pirate say when his parrot flew away?

Polygon!

Most puns make me feel numb. But mathematics puns make me feel number.

Mathematics pun

Reading all these posts makes me go numb...

But reading mathematics puns makes me go even number

ah mathematics

Numbers, broβ¦

I almost got a double major in Mathematics and Agriculture

...but I couldn't pass cowculus.

What area of mathematics are farm animals proficient?

Cowculus

What is the difference between a radius and a diameter?

A radius.

The horse that came first isnβt mathematically inclined.

It doesnβt count in the first place.

My tree is very smart. At its current age, it understands all branches of mathematics. But when it was just a little sapling...

It only knew twigonometry

I have a serious question...

So imagine you are transexual but suddenly one day you decide to stop being it. Then you are Trans former?

Mathematically speaking biotech is almost 70% bitch

Mathematically, if you commit 90 sins, you only get caught half the time.

sin 90 = cot 45

I found the perfect way to compliment my kids using mathematics

U =QTΟ

How are trees in Minecraft mathematically sound?

Because they got them square roots.

I recently visited my Doctor who happened to have a degree in mathematics for my blue balls

He simply said "Circumference" but unfortunately it didn't help me resolve my issue...

What is the most exaggerated thing in mathematics?

Hyperbola.

What is an isotope's favorite mathematic expression?

Poly-nomials

What's the difference between a scientific cylinder and a mathematic cylinder?

The scientific cylinder graduated

What do you call a fair, average, mathematics teacher?

Just Mean!

A mathematically inclined dad joke

So my dad and I are talking one night during dinner and I let slip that my nickname in school is tangent. Then the following ensues Dad : Oh really? Well do you know who Satan's cousin is? Me : No. Dad : SaCOSINE! Me : Wait.... NOOOOO DAD NO.

He continued laughing hysterically for a good 10 minutes after.

Well played dad. Well played.

Why can't desalinization be explained mathematically?

When the water evaporates, there is no longer any solution.

How can mathematics be real if our i's aren't real?

I'm going to teach my baby advanced mathematics

So it can derive it's own formula

Watching the NOVA on mathematics

The show had a section about pi. My wife said something about it didn't make sense.

I responded, "It is not supposed to be rational."

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

only a fraction of people will get this joke

Ζ(x)=e^x and Ζ(x)=ln(x) walk into a party.

ln(x) chats it up and has a great time, but e^x stands against a wall.

βWhat's the matter?β ln(x) asks e^x.

βI'm nervous about integrating,β replies e^x, shyly covering its face.

βOh, that's simple,β ln(x) replies. βJust be yourself.β

lol calculus

Last night I told our middle son that he was the meanest child of our three boys

I was the only one in the car who laughed.

Did you know a major mathematical discovery was made when trying to put music online?

They tried to Log a Rhythm!

Why do I do this to myself?

Puns make me feel numb. Mathematical puns make me number.

Reading all these puns makes me go numb...

But reading mathematics puns makes me go number

While most puns make me feel numb,

Mathematics puns always make me feel number.

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