Puns about math and thieves/burglars?
They tries to Log a Rhythm.
A pie without 3.14159265359 is just a 2.7182818284. Have a good day.
Ordered a takeaway
power = work / time
knowledge = power
time = money
knowledge = work / money
solving for money...
money = work / knowledge
The less you know, the more money you make, regardless of how much work you do.
You remove the S
women= time × money.
Now, we all know that time= money.
women = money × money = money^2
And everybody knows that money is the root of all evil:
money = √(evil)
women = [√evil)]^2 = evil
An Al Gore-rhythm
But reading mathematics puns makes me go even number
...but I couldn't pass cowculus.
It doesn’t count in the first place.
It only knew twigonometry
So imagine you are transexual but suddenly one day you decide to stop being it. Then you are Trans former?
sin 90 = cot 45
Because they got them square roots.
He simply said "Circumference" but unfortunately it didn't help me resolve my issue...
The scientific cylinder graduated
So my dad and I are talking one night during dinner and I let slip that my nickname in school is tangent. Then the following ensues Dad : Oh really? Well do you know who Satan's cousin is? Me : No. Dad : SaCOSINE! Me : Wait.... NOOOOO DAD NO.
He continued laughing hysterically for a good 10 minutes after.
Well played dad. Well played.
When the water evaporates, there is no longer any solution.
So it can derive it's own formula
The show had a section about pi. My wife said something about it didn't make sense.
I responded, "It is not supposed to be rational."
only a fraction of people will get this joke
ln(x) chats it up and has a great time, but e^x stands against a wall.
“What's the matter?” ln(x) asks e^x.
“I'm nervous about integrating,” replies e^x, shyly covering its face.
“Oh, that's simple,” ln(x) replies. “Just be yourself.”
I was the only one in the car who laughed.
They tried to Log a Rhythm!
Puns make me feel numb. Mathematical puns make me number.
But reading mathematics puns makes me go number