After a lecture, a theoretical physicist is asked, "Can you explain what you just said in plain English?"

To which he replied, "It's in the field of possibilities."

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I certainly soap you like it.
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TIL Albert Einstein was a real person.

This whole time I thought he was just a theoretical physicist...

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👤︎ u/mclev91
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What's the difference between theoretical and practical knowledge?

In theory, there is no difference.

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
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What field does Dr.Pepper have a PhD in?

Theoretical Fizz-ics.

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👤︎ u/EastlyGod1
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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Fizz-ics
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👤︎ u/chh147
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So true...
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The first time I got a universal remote control

I thought to myself, "This changes everything!"

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👤︎ u/IMEI21
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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My dad and I said this simultaniously.... my poor, poor children.

Putting up the Christmas tree:

My little brother: We need to find the star! We need to put it on top right now! Whats a Christmas tree without a star?!?

My dad and I: A Christmas tree without a star.

I'm 17, and already on the same level of humor as my 45 year old dad. I pity my theoretical children for whats coming.

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Healthcare Dad Joke from today

We use these red sliding sheets to help transfer patients from the operating table to their trolley (they're widely used in hospitals and care environments for various patient manual handling tasks). For those who are unfamiliar, it's basically a double layered, frictionless sheet you position under the patient in order (theoretically) to transfer them with minimal force and effort.

One particular colleague hates them, and today ranted:

"I would love to punch the guy who invented these and has probably made millions of pounds and retired"

To which someone immediately responded:

"I bet he's a right slippery character though".

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👤︎ u/machschau
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I just learned Albert Einstein was a real person.

All this time i thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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👤︎ u/Nebac
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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Today I learned that Albert Einstein was a real person.

I always thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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👤︎ u/adfunk101
📅︎ Mar 01 2021
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TIL Albert Einstein was a real person

I thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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I just found out that Einstein was a real person...

I always thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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📅︎ Jan 30 2021
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I didn’t know Albert Einstein was real?

I always thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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📅︎ Feb 16 2021
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TIL Albert Einstein was a real person.

I had always thought he was only a theoretical physicist.

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👤︎ u/viky_boy
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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Today I learned that Albert Einstein was a real person...

...I had always thought he was just a theoretical physicist.

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