A list of puns related to "Pi"

Neverending irrational PI puns, count me out!

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My son recently came out as pi...

I donβt get it... I didnβt raise him to be so irrational.

How many digits are there in pi?

10

Pumpkin Pi

People keep saying today is pi day

But to me, March 14th will always be cake day.

My mathematician friend wants to get a tattoo of Pi on his face.

I said, βThatβs irrational.β

I know every single digit of pi...

Just not in the right order!

People keep saying today is Pi day

But to me, March 14th will always be cake day.

E: wow this blew up, number #2 all time on dad jokes! Thanks for all the metal, can't wait to make it rain on other redditors.

I can list every single number that's in Pi.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 0.

Pi squared?

No, cornbread are squared. Pie is round!

If the Raspberry Pi foundation teamed up with Apple

they could create a micro computer called Apple Pi.

What happened when pi had a minor inconvenience?

It got irrationally angry

Pi-rate this pun out of 10.

Reciting one hundred digits of pi is easy.

Itβs a piece of cake.

Pi Pie

Is it too late for a pumpkin pi ?

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The person who discovered Pi was divorced by his wife Edith because of his obsession with math.

Goes to show that you canβt have your Pi and Edith too.

How do you cremate someone who died on Pi Day?

You burn them on their funeral Οres

I know all of the digits of pi...

I just cannae remember the order.

I have no idea why, but I'm absolutely terrified of pi...

My wife says my fear's irrational.

Posting Pi on my Cake Day

Not to brag, but I know the first 40000 digits of the expansion of Pi.

Just not in the right order.

Pi-rats

Happy pi(e) day everyone!

Are they eating pi?

The fattest knight at King Arthurβs round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

Why isnβt Pi fun at parties?

He just goes on forever

Are they eating pi?

I donβt understand why people celebrate pi day

Itβs irrational.

3.14% of sailors are Pi rates

Pi-rated but funny. Credits: u/GallowBoob

A pi-thon

pi

Pi

Pi Day [OC]

Pi=3

I've memorized all the digits of pi

Just not in order

I had a math test and the bouns question was to put down the first three numbers of Pi to celebrate Pi day.

I guess i would rate this day a 22/7.

I hate Pi....

She goes on and on about why she is not irrational. I should have asked a Square Root.

[Thanks] for this great Pi day tshirt!

I don't get why people are excited about Pi Day...

It's completely irrational!

I know every digit of Pi...

...just not in order

I donβt get why people would hate pi day

Itβs irrational

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

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