I have a large pimple on my face. I keep complaining about how much it hurts, and my girlfriend keeps telling me it's because it isn't a pimple it is a cyst.

I told her "okay, if you incyst"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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What did the daddy pimple say to the baby pimple?

Conme to Popper!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingkaplan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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a pirate has pimples and gets them checked out by a doctor

the doctor tells him that they're benign so he's fine and the pirate responds "no thar be ten"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cooldude8910
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Who’s the pimple’s favorite sibling?

His cyst-er

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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A friend and I went to a Pimple Popping demonstration...

When it was over, I turned to my friend and asked, "Did you get anything out of it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baron_Of_Bad_News
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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Just recently found out that Dr. Pimple Popper has a TV show on TLC.

How do they squeeze an hour out of that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/le_artista
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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I had a pimple on my chest..

I popped it.... I don't know why I felt the need to tell you about it, but I had to get that off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CasualChris
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2016
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What do you call someone with eight pimples?

An octopus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SneakyTurtle123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2015
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Oh my gosh! You have a huge pimple!

Its on your shoulders! Hold Still!

>squeezes head with both hands

"it wont pop, darn it"

I did this to my kid the other day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tknoob
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2013
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Zit on my shoulder

Was in the kitchen walking around without my shirt, had a couple of pimples on my shoulder.

Dad: "Can I pop that zit on your shoulder?"

me: "huh?"

dad squeezes my head between his hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tofuuti
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2013
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