Pimple Puns

It's a seize and de-cyst order!

I told her "okay, if you incyst"

the doctor tells him that they're benign so he's fine and the pirate responds "no thar be ten"

His cyst-er

When it was over, I turned to my friend and asked, "Did you get anything out of it?"

How do they squeeze an hour out of that?

I popped it.... I don't know why I felt the need to tell you about it, but I had to get that off my chest.

An octopus.

Its on your shoulders! Hold Still!

>squeezes head with both hands

"it wont pop, darn it"

I did this to my kid the other day.

Do you call someone who's learning to manage sex workers a 'pimple'?

Was in the kitchen walking around without my shirt, had a couple of pimples on my shoulder.

Dad: "Can I pop that zit on your shoulder?"

me: "huh?"

dad squeezes my head between his hands