Volcanoes are Earth's zits.
I can turn a zit into ziti.
Zit on my shoulder
Was in the kitchen walking around without my shirt, had a couple of pimples on my shoulder.
Dad: "Can I pop that zit on your shoulder?"
me: "huh?"
dad squeezes my head between his hands
Dad joke of sorts from Walt Duncan (Zits)
What do you call it when a pill gets a zit?
A pharma-cyst
A sailor goes to a doctor
Doc, I've started getting bad zits all over my ass.
Yeah, you've got a sebum problem.
A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor said...
βIβll give you some cream to put on thatβ.
