Acne Puns

A list of puns related to "Acne"

How do pirates cure sunburnt acne?

Aloe, pop it

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👤︎ u/TheyCallMeDrAsshole
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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How do chickens with acne leave a building?

They go through the eggzit

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👤︎ u/JustiniR
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?

He was breaking out.

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👤︎ u/0lSherlockl0
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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Why are the blind attracted to acne?

Easier to read people.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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Dear Acne

Get outta my face.

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👤︎ u/brian56537
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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You know, I don't understand why so many people complain about acne. I mean, don't people usually have twoknee?
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👤︎ u/Carl41465
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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‪At one point, I had so much acne on my face, that a blind person mistook my right cheek for braille.‬

‪I was so embarrassed. Boy, was my face read‬

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👤︎ u/TheChickenNecks
📅︎ May 19 2020
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If the Invisible Man had acne would he be spotted?
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👤︎ u/bertrumeballbasher
📅︎ Aug 21 2018
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A commercial asks, "Are you over acne?"

Well, my comeback to that is, whether you are so over it or not, it is certainly all over you.

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Sep 22 2018
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Just to be clear, I use acne medication.
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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 11 2018
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An eye doctor went to see a dermatologist for his acne

He prescribed him some Retin-A

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👤︎ u/hbsquatch
📅︎ Dec 17 2015
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Banana is nature's best anti-acne solution.

Have you ever seen a monkey with a zit in it's face?

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👤︎ u/wertw3t
📅︎ Jan 27 2018
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

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👤︎ u/TheFidgetSpinner922
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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I had a skin problem

Mom: looking at the side of my neck This looks like a rash. Does it itch?

Me: No, I think it's just acne.

Mom: I don't know. Honey, what do you think?

Dad: Not sure... I don't want to make a rash decision.

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👤︎ u/Kfree35
📅︎ Jan 03 2015
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The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?

He was breaking out.

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👤︎ u/0lSherlockl0
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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