Did you hear? An attempted murder was foiled due to the assailant's severe grain allergy.
The killer was found, dead to rice.
What kind of ailment is having a gluten allergy known as?
Being Lack-Toast intolerant
What do you call a basketball player with allergies?
Why are people with dairy allergies afraid of horses?
What did the man say to the Queen when she had allergies?
What did the nut say when his allergies started?
Given that a case of the sniffles means staying home from school, we give my daughter a daily allergy medicine. My wife was giving her breakfast before school, and when I walked out, I asked if she’d had her medicine yet.
My daughter said yes, and I replied, “So you’re de-Claritin that you’ve had it already?”
What does the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases say when he stubs his toe?
Do you wanna know why people with shell fish allergies can’t be body builders?
Because they can’t have mussels.
My favorite summertime allergy song is Blowin' in the Wind...
What does Buzz Lightyear take for allergies?
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my own grown barley
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains
Our cat came home from the vet allergy safe.
What did Julius Ceasar say when he experienced a stabbing pain due to his allergies?
A person who studies how nut allergies effect the human body
Are they known as a Nutty Professor?
What do call someone with an allergy to burnt bread....?
........blacktoast intolerant,.
What kind of tool fixes allergies?
A friend suggested trying a local honey for my allergies. So I did that.
Now my wife wants a divorce.
It's allergy season...
But I'm safe cos I have allerH's.
*Daughter’s friend, over for dinner* Me: do you have any allergies? Her: no. Me: are you allergic to dad jokes? Her: yes.....
Me: that’s good, at least I’ll get a reaction.
What does a nut allergy sound like?
What does a snake take for their allergies?
Even if you are aware, ask your lactose intolerant friends if they have other allergies.
It's good to make sure about anything more than their special dairytery needs.
What is the cure for a gluten allergy?
What do you call someone that starts getting allergies later in life?
Allergies to certain websites
Found out website cookies aren’t gluten-free
I have seasonal allergies. A few days ago I walked outside and sneezed and my dad said I wouldn't have allergy problems if flowers could just keep it in their plants
What allergy ridden English author wrote novels about a British spy?
I've got really bad allergies, and I hate it.
I'm always blowing through those boxes of Kleenex.
Sadly, my secretary has developed a fairly serious wheat allergy...
I'm basic, and I have a tree nut allergy...
I literally pecan't even.
Family was talking about food allergies...
Mom: And maya had some...
Me: weird gluten free crackers?
Mom: is she gluten free?
Me: no, I think she's nuts.
Dad: it's not nice to call people nuts. Call them crazy!
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
