How do you make a hormone?

Don’t pay her!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
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What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can’t hear an enzyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom223
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What's the difference between a enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme

Courtesy of Kurt Vonnegut in Jailbird pg 184

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Which sex hormone hates going west?

Eastrogen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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How do you make a hormone?

Vitamin D.

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/7cfv7w/til_that_vitamin_d_is_actually_a_hormone_and_can/dpquhkh/?context=3

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SurrealDad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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Hormones

-"Know how to make a hormone?"

-"no"

-"don't pay them"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gilzabizlo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2013
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How do you make a hormone?

Using recombinant dna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/so_sue_me_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2014
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AP Biology teacher was giving us a verbal quiz, when a question with the answer "hormones" comes up.

After several fruitless attempts at trying to get us to say "hormones," he cracks this one:

"What noise comes out of a brothel?

Whore-moans!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mydogsnameisdixie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2013
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How do you make a hormone?

Punch her in the stomach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loonycrackpot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2013
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How do you make a hormone

Don’t pay her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ttttteefhuyhttfff
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/istaytailored
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You won't hear an enzyme in a brothel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/c3j3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

(my dad's favorite joke)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheak4201
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2016
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How do you make a hormone?

Don’t pay her

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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