She said, she can't remember what she saw in me.
I thought I did once, but I forget.
but at least i don't have alzheimers.
But I can't remember the punch line
If you forget just a little bit, you have halfzheimer's.
“As long as I can remember “
To get to the other side
The Who?
But I forgot the punchline
...
“Knock Knock”
I told her that’s the sixth time she’s said that today.
Now he just digs up the same post and reposts it everyday
I said “what can?”
You Google "how do you know if you have alzheimers" and the top response is purple.
Turns out that he just didn’t want to talk to me.
Because it keeps breaking the ice with me.
but I usually just try to forget about it
Through a process of elimination.
Dead silent on the way there for the majority of the ride. It was a very solemn trip, but then...
Dad: "You know, I had this great joke about Alzheimer's that my pops loved, but-- I just can't seem to remember it."
eyes roll/lightful chuckles ensue
Can always count on him to lighten the mood even in the darkest of times.
Dad: Do they know where they're going?
