I think my wife is developing Alzheimer's.

She said, she can't remember what she saw in me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I never had Alzheimer’s before

I thought I did once, but I forget.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rabid_Badger_83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I may have alzheimers...

but at least i don't have alzheimers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mex5150
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I would tell a joke about Alzheimer's...

But I can't remember the punch line

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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If you forget everything, you have alzheimer's.

If you forget just a little bit, you have halfzheimer's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DocDepamine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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I asked a patient with alzheimers ,”for how long have you had alzheimers”. He replied-

β€œAs long as I can remember β€œ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papadaddy8
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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So i visited a neurologic clinic that, between other mental illness, treats Alzheimer patients. This was their main lobby's painting.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XurroMaster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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The first rule of Alzheimer's Club is.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pothocketbubbles
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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What is an Alzheimer's patient's favorite rock band?

The Who?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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I had a joke about alzheimers

But I forgot the punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smelly_Old_Hat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelnodxd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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I’ve been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s so many times I can’t even keep track

...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PleaseBeSerious
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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β€œKnock Knock” Who’s there? β€œAlzheimer’s”. Alzheimer’s who?

β€œKnock Knock”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zortor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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My wife told me if she ever had Alzheimer’s she’d commit suicide to save me the burden.

I told her that’s the sixth time she’s said that today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sc00tzy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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My dad used to install fences for a living until he got Alzheimer's.

Now he just digs up the same post and reposts it everyday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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My doctor said that my sleeping medicine can cause Alzheimer's

I said β€œwhat can?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bauerttv
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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How do you know if you have alzheimers?

You Google "how do you know if you have alzheimers" and the top response is purple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Purtassium
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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All these years, I thought my grandfather had Alzheimer’s.

Turns out that he just didn’t want to talk to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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I think my blender has Alzheimer's

Because it keeps breaking the ice with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsunami845
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2015
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Sometimes I worry about getting Alzheimer's Disease

but I usually just try to forget about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yung_trap_doe
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2016
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How did the Alzheimers guy figure out what he came into the men's room for?

Through a process of elimination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crankyang
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2016
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On the way to my Grandpa's funeral, who lost his battle with Alzheimer's

Dead silent on the way there for the majority of the ride. It was a very solemn trip, but then...

Dad: "You know, I had this great joke about Alzheimer's that my pops loved, but-- I just can't seem to remember it."

eyes roll/lightful chuckles ensue

Can always count on him to lighten the mood even in the darkest of times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xgobez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2014
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There's a Walk for Alzheimer's thing today

Dad: Do they know where they're going?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Flippin_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2013
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Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelnodxd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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