Just can't remember it.
I said, "Who the fuck are you?"
I don't remember.
I forget what it was
Dad: It sure is a nice day for a baseball game.
Mom: Tomorrow it will be too
Dad: Oh, it’s a doubleheader?
Mom and me: 🤔
Dad: Wry smile
Me: Dad, you still got it
She remembers next to nothing.
She couldn't remember.
So I'm poring my grandma a bowl of cereal, I spilt some on the floor, when I moved to pick it up I stepped on a bunch of it. My grandma looks me straight in the eyes and says "look now you're a cereal killer"
I started dieing laughing, she didn't get it.
My dad is in a care center with Parkinson’s with dementia. He will be 75 on 3/28. He can’t have his party with the virus around and always needs something to occupy him so I thought birthday cards of dad jokes would keep him busy and make him happy. He was always a master of them. Thank you 🙏
Ray Heng Terrace Glen room 184 3400 Alburnett Rd Marion IA 52302
I don't blame him though, considering I wasn't born until he was about 30 years old..
I told her that’s the sixth time she’s said that today.
I wish I knew who Self was, as the last one I found tells me they have dementia and if they forget their pills today it could be fatal.
An old man named Brock Oswald Lee wanted to telephone his friend, Edward Flower. But he forgot, since he had dementia. The nurse quickly reminded him: “Brock O. Lee, call E. Flower”
"I know people, most of them have dementia, but I know people" He's a nurse at an old people's home...
Dementia
I work at a retirement home. I was in our dementia unit this morning, about to give a gentleman his AM meds. I asked him: "How are you feeling today?"
He replied: "With my hands."
"I don't remember." (Offical dad joke from my dad)
