Heard a really good Dad joke about dementia

Just can't remember it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G3ffr0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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My kid asked me, "Dad, what's dementia?"

I said, "Who the fuck are you?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrewciferCDXX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Donald Quixote de la Dementia
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JLRosewater
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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The worst thing about dementia?

I don't remember.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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An old man with dementia told me a joke once...

I forget what it was

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roxanne_12784
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Background: I took my Mom to see my Dad who has advanced dementia. We were watching the Phillies game in TV.

Dad: It sure is a nice day for a baseball game.

Mom: Tomorrow it will be too

Dad: Oh, it’s a doubleheader?

Mom and me: πŸ€”

Dad: Wry smile

Me: Dad, you still got it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canisteo99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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The cure for dementia is unforgettable.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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After getting dementia, my wife is able to recall the meaning of only a few words of the dictionary.

She remembers next to nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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How long did the old lady say she'd been living with dementia?

She couldn't remember.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benkrauss313
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Dr. Dementia - Wet dream youtu.be/zGceb4If8PY
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Griznuq
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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My grandmother with dementia said this completely seriously and I died laughing.

So I'm poring my grandma a bowl of cereal, I spilt some on the floor, when I moved to pick it up I stepped on a bunch of it. My grandma looks me straight in the eyes and says "look now you're a cereal killer"

I started dieing laughing, she didn't get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnjoiMe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2016
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Request for cards with dad jokes

My dad is in a care center with Parkinson’s with dementia. He will be 75 on 3/28. He can’t have his party with the virus around and always needs something to occupy him so I thought birthday cards of dad jokes would keep him busy and make him happy. He was always a master of them. Thank you πŸ™

Ray Heng Terrace Glen room 184 3400 Alburnett Rd Marion IA 52302

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πŸ‘€︎ u/droppergrl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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My dad never loved me as a child.

I don't blame him though, considering I wasn't born until he was about 30 years old..

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Keep finding notes to Self,

I wish I knew who Self was, as the last one I found tells me they have dementia and if they forget their pills today it could be fatal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecowgoesmoomoo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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My wife told me if she ever had Alzheimer’s she’d commit suicide to save me the burden.

I told her that’s the sixth time she’s said that today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sc00tzy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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Classic vegetables

An old man named Brock Oswald Lee wanted to telephone his friend, Edward Flower. But he forgot, since he had dementia. The nurse quickly reminded him: β€œBrock O. Lee, call E. Flower”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowPan69
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Out of context quote from my dad

"I know people, most of them have dementia, but I know people" He's a nurse at an old people's home...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatkIdwIthwIfI
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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What does an old memory foam mattress have?

Dementia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reallycoolalien
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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Got Dadjoked by a resident at work today

I work at a retirement home. I was in our dementia unit this morning, about to give a gentleman his AM meds. I asked him: "How are you feeling today?"

He replied: "With my hands."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BluBabe1981
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2014
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Dad does dementia run in the family?

"I don't remember." (Offical dad joke from my dad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissMaryssa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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