My doctor asked me if anyone in my family suffers from mental illness?
I said, "NO, We all seem to enjoy it."
Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illness.
It's a no brainer.
A joke is like an illness,
Because not everyone will get it.
What illness goes well with the Corona Virus?
Lyme Disease
So i visited a neurologic clinic that, between other mental illness, treats Alzheimer patients. This was their main lobby's painting.
I have an awful illness where I can’t stop telling airport jokes...
... My doctor says it’s terminal.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He recently pasta way...
I told my parents I had a terminal illness and they freaked out.
Since when is getting a headache at the airport such a big deal?
he probably needed to pay through his nose to cure that illness, eh
What terminal illness can you get from ear rape
Hearing aids
My husky dog has a bad illness.
Irritable howl syndrome.
What do you call mental illness in alligators?
A reptile dysfunction.
If I'm sick I don't go to work so I don't give my illness to co workers.
There's no need for a staff infection.
L. Ron Hubbard’s illness:
he was a dianetic and kept his insulin in the cupboard.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
Cannoli do so much.
Now hes just a pizza history.
