Another type of goodbye (look close and sea the scale reference to a oven worse pun from earlier)
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︎ Feb 04 2018
What's worse than raining cats and dogs ?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Pessimist....Things can't get any worse.
Optimist.....Nah!! Of course they can.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
They say an informed racist is better than an uninformed racist. You know what's worse than an uninformed racist?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
My distance vision is getting worse.
The moon was out this afternoon and I could only see half of it.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Whatβs worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Your entire family dying in a fire....
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Pamdemic, she's much worse than the flu!
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︎ Nov 20 2020
My friend keeps saying βCheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.β
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︎ Oct 11 2020
What's worse than ants in your pants ?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
2020 is getting worse, if you guys need an ark
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︎ Sep 18 2020
What's worse than a SPIDER on your PIANO?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
I didnβt think 2020 could get any worse, but someone stole my limbo stick
I mean how low could they go?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Why are dragons the worse story tellers?
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︎ Jun 20 2020
My friend saw I was upset the other day and he said "It could be worse. You could be an irrigated hole in the ground surrounded by brick work that people use to get water"
It didn't help, but I knew he meant well
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︎ Jul 07 2020
Smile they said, life could be worse.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
When my wife complained I was taking too long to paint the living room I told her she was worse than the warden in Shawshank.
She said βwell just paint it, Redβ.
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︎ Jul 04 2020
What is worse than the smell of toes?
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︎ May 04 2020
For those of you who were superstitious yesterday, today should be worse...
It's Pi day the 14th, expect irrational fear
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︎ Mar 14 2020
As I get older and my eyesight gets worse, I can only think of one thing:
When will I get adult super vision?
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Apparently, if the Coronavirus outbreak gets worse, they might have to cancel all the flights in and out of John Lennon airport.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
This Fibonacci joke is worse than the last two you heard combined.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
What's worse than two cats in a box?
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︎ Apr 07 2020
When is being ankle deep in mud worse than being waist deep?
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︎ Dec 08 2019
What smells worse than winning?
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︎ Feb 19 2020
What's worse than a hurricane?
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︎ Mar 29 2020
Makeup used to contain lead that actually make their skin worse.
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︎ Mar 22 2020
What's the only disease worse than the Corona virus?
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︎ Mar 13 2020
Like videogames but worse!
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︎ Sep 13 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Apr 09 2020
You know what's worse than raining cats and dogs?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?
Finding half a worm in an apple!!!
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︎ Sep 21 2020
What's worse than it raining cats and dogs.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Whats worse than ants in your pants?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Whatβs worse than a lobster on your piano?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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︎ Oct 05 2019
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Whats worse than ants in your pants?
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︎ Jun 03 2020
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ May 21 2020
My friend keeps saying, βCheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.β
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︎ Feb 04 2019
Whatβs worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?
Biting into an apple and finding half of a worm in it!
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︎ Jun 05 2020
One of my friends keeps telling me βIt could be worse, you could be quarantined underground, in a hole full of water.β
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︎ Mar 20 2020
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Feb 25 2020
My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days. He says it could be a lot worse
I could be trapped inside an underground hole filled with water.
I know he means well.
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︎ Oct 16 2018
Whatβs worse than ants in your pants?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
What's worse than ants in your pants?
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︎ Aug 21 2019
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