Another type of goodbye (look close and sea the scale reference to a oven worse pun from earlier)
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2018
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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing Taxis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadrantbiz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Which kind of car problem is worse:

FUBaru, or SNAFubaru?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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My friend keeps saying β€œCheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoalaTeaNip
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Digging holes is not fun, but making them even bigger is even worse.

It's just boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zipflop
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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When the sewer clogs up, it makes miasma worse.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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I feel like it’s made worse by the fact that it’s an Undertale remix
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmashYourGod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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I had mono in high school. I went to the doctor today with similar symptoms but two times worse...

Turns out I have stereo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TragedyMaskBand
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Pessimist....Things can't get any worse.

Optimist.....Nah!! Of course they can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What’s worse than finding a caterpillar whilst eating an apple?

Finding half a one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fakesowdy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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My distance vision is getting worse.

The moon was out this afternoon and I could only see half of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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They say an informed racist is better than an uninformed racist. You know what's worse than an uninformed racist?

A uniformed racist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BowelMovementator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Your entire family dying in a fire....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish-Emotional
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Pamdemic, she's much worse than the flu!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/careske
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Eight days in and this year looks like it might be as bad as last year. Possibly even worse. If it does turn out worse, well, you know what they say...

Hindsight is 2020!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What's worse than ants in your pants ?

Uncles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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2020 is getting worse, if you guys need an ark

I NOAH GUY

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ineedapapaya
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What's worse than a SPIDER on your PIANO?

CRAB on your ORGAN. xD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheXXV_YT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I didn’t think 2020 could get any worse, but someone stole my limbo stick

I mean how low could they go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kelly10eyck
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Why are dragons the worse story tellers?

Because they dragon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hornyaustinite
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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My friend saw I was upset the other day and he said "It could be worse. You could be an irrigated hole in the ground surrounded by brick work that people use to get water"

It didn't help, but I knew he meant well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarryGoLocky
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Smile they said, life could be worse.

So I did and it was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moveitmobile
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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As I get older and my eyesight gets worse, I can only think of one thing:

When will I get adult super vision?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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When my wife complained I was taking too long to paint the living room I told her she was worse than the warden in Shawshank.

She said β€œwell just paint it, Red”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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This Fibonacci joke is worse than the last two you heard combined.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/drCrankoPhone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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For those of you who were superstitious yesterday, today should be worse...

It's Pi day the 14th, expect irrational fear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/betterthanfire
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.

" I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Salamander7965
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

i know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hannahunfiltered
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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What's worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Hailing taxis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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My friend keeps saying β€œCheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ljpicklefeet20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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You know what's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What's worse than it raining cats and dogs.

Hailing taxis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattelly2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?

Finding half a worm in an apple!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbylake71
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Whats worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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What’s worse than a lobster on your piano?

A crab on your organ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charons-voyage
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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My friend keeps saying, β€œCheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elephants_Foot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OminousNamazu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmak13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days. He says it could be a lot worse

I could be trapped inside an underground hole filled with water.

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dropanddash
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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Whats worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil-subedi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anam_Cara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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One of my friends keeps telling me β€œIt could be worse, you could be quarantined underground, in a hole full of water.”

I know she means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/livingoverandover
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Biting into an apple and finding half of a worm in it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riverrat423
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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