One of the local radio stations had a "Worst Pun" contest.
The best part was you could submit multiple entries, and I sent in a bunch, at least 10. I figured the more I came up with, one of them had to win.
But, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I always make sure to write my worst puns down on paper.
After all, they are tearable.
The worst pun I ever came up with
[request] I need the worst puns ever
all of my friends hate puns to the core, but i love them so so much and i like to annoy them with the really really bad ones, so give me your best reddit and make me proud :D
Probably the worst pun on the internet
Worst pun I've seen in a long time
This is the worst pun i‘ve seen all day
Best worst puns?
Hi everyone what are your best most lame puns?
What do you think about necromancy?
I think it's a dead art...
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
My boss just told me that I’m the worst mailman he has ever seen.
Shit..l meant to post this somewhere else.
I've been using my new U2 navigation system this week and it's the worst...
The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!
2020 and 2021 were fighting for the "Worst Year Ever" award.
[At dinner] Her: I think we need to break up. For starters, I’m sick of your awful jokes at the worst times.
Me: Ok, and for the main course?
What's the worst part about procrastination?
History teachers are the worst gifters
They always think about the past, not the present
Where has the worst karaoke bars?
What is the worst part about sleeping like a log
You could end up in the fireplace when you wake up
What is the worst way to ruin a joke?
The worst thing about driving a Time Machine....
.....is the kids at the back asking, "Are we then yet?"
What is a caterpillar's worst enemy?
A dogerpillar.
This was a joke from my first book of jokes I received on my 8th birthday. I felt it was appropriate on my cake day.
The worst hotel I’ve ever stayed in was called The Fiddle.
Where is the worst place to hid in a hospital?
The worst part of spanking a disobedient child at a supermarket is....
......having absolutely no idea whose child it is.
At his wedding, my buddy called me the worst best man he has ever seen.
I was anxiously waiting to hear the result of the Worst Bad Habit Awards
Whats the worst crime to occur at a fish market?
I own the worlds worst thesaurus
Not only is it awful, it's awful.
Where is the worst place to drive when your wrist hurts?
What is the worst part of divorcing a fish?
Why are plumbers the worst drug dealers?
They are always showing their crack.
What's the worst household item?
The vacuum cleaner, because it sucks!
What is the worst way to learn driving ?
The missus has been missing for a week now. The police have told me to prepare for the worst...
So I have been back to the charity shop to get all her clothes back!
What’s the worst thing you can remember doing when drunk?
I remember I came home one night and fixed a dartboard to the ceiling.
Spent the rest of the night throwing up.
What’s the worst thing about being an egg?
What is the worst part about being a letter carrier in the middle ages?
The worst thing about having Piles is...
Its such a pain in the ass.
Best and worst death ? /!\ dark humor
« What is the best death according to you ?
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I think the best way to go is to die like my grandfather... he fell asleep and never woke up.
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Dying in your sleep is indeed said to be the best way to go. So what do you consider the worst way to die ?
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Like my grandfather’s friends.
-Why ? How did they die ?
-They were in the car when Grandpa fell asleep. »
What's the worst safe word you can use during sex?
"Race car"
It can be read either way.
Where is the worst place to hide in a game of hide and seek?
My sewing instructor just told me that I’m the worst student she has ever seen.
The worst pub I’ve ever been in was called The Fiddle.
The worst pub I’ve ever been in was called The Fiddle.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
I own the world’s worst thesaurus
Not only is it awful, it’s awful.
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch that it might be me.
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