I was speechless.
« What is the best death according to you ?
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I think the best way to go is to die like my grandfather... he fell asleep and never woke up.
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Dying in your sleep is indeed said to be the best way to go. So what do you consider the worst way to die ?
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Like my grandfather’s friends.
-Why ? How did they die ?
-They were in the car when Grandpa fell asleep. »
Cousin: I really want a dog this year.
Wife: What kind do you want?
Cousin: I’m really wanting a poodle.
My Dad: Just wait until it rains. There will be plenty of “poudles” around.
Everyone else : 🙄
He was a ceiling fan.
http://imgur.com/a/1qKYz
But one of them is definitely Superior.
Grand Pa: What does Mr. Potato Head and Cuba have in common?
Me:expecting the worstWhat's that.....
Grand Pa: They both have a dictator.
Schrodinger: This is already my favorite book of all time!
Dad hands me a candy, me: "Wonderful!"
Dad hands me another candy, dad: "Two-derful!"
This just happened. Help.
Hi everyone what are your best most lame puns?
What do you think about necromancy? I think it's a dead art...
I was eating lunch at work one day and someone brought in some Laffy Taffy. Before I could even think about what I was saying, I blurted out "I like most kinds of taffy, but Laffy Taffy always tastes kind of funny to me"
I got 3 blank stares and one person who groaned.
Dad: What do you call a cheap circumcision? Dad: A rip off. Me: Oh god!
I was speechless.
I was speechless.
I was speechless.
I was speechless.
I was speechless.
I was speechless!
