Ailing Puns

All right reddit, I have to get this off my chest. I’m absolutely SICK of this pandemic. Everywhere I go, I’m constantly being PESTERED to wipe down surfaces and sanitize my hands. It’s a complete infestation of my personal space!

Let’s face it, our ailing democratic rights have taken a huge hit. And this is a symptom of a larger problem. Namely, our ruling class seems totally impaired! We are being totally ill-informed by people who claim they know everything about this disease.

For example, this whole situation has been plagued with problems since the beginning! It’s a scourge on what’s left of humanity.

So I say, it’s time to break out of the shackles and seize our lives back! We need to combat this virus that flew around the world with everything we’ve got. Because this lock down is bugging the hell out of me! This is a cold call to do your part. The health of our society depends on it!

Happy quarantine, everyone!

Ginger ail

I wonder what ailed him

When my dad and I would come across a railroad crossing (weather it be on a drive or a bike ride etc) he would say a small rhyme:

"Railroad crossing, watch out for the cars. Can you spell it without any 'r's'?"

And of course, I'd always go with "ail-oad...." and then he'd interrupt with:

"No- 'i-t'"