What's Trump's favourite flavour of ice cream?

Mmm peach mint.

A double scoop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
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Imagine the waters being filled with orange flavoured soda

That's my fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_OrangeJu
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What do you call a Reddit post that oxidizes sugar and results in a nutty brown flavour?

Karmalization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socraticfanboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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What flavour of crisps do you get on an aircraft ?

Plain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yekimevol
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread

D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raoul24601
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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If a soda company wants to release a new flavour

they can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Santak1ng
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I walked into a shop and asked if they had any helicopter flavour chips...

They said "no sorry we only have plane".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopDawg117
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What’s an airline pilots favourite flavour of crisps?

Plane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
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I’ve started making sardine flavoured tea, but I’m slightly reluctant to extend my experimentation to mackerel flavour.

It’s a different kettle of fish altogether.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Why do they bother making so many "different" flavours of baby food when....

....they all just taste like airplane!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MixSaffron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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According to my girlfriend, I'm a "hipster" for enjoying avocado flavoured coffee...

Well, I guess I better drink it before it gets too cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaridrel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Why flavour of jokes do dad's like.

PopCorny

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What flavour of icecream was popular in ancient Egypt?

Ra's berry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pomegranate2012
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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My wife is trying to convince me that soup is better with flavour cubes.

I don’t put a lot of stock in that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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They've introduced a new Xanax-flavoured ice cream

Now you can finally chill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analytik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Shark-flavoured crocodile tears, A5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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What do you call a calcium carbonate flavoured latte?

A chalk-latte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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I don't understand why Americans spell 'Flavour' as 'Flavor' or 'Colour' as 'Color'

It's pretty Usless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RashoMcQueen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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I need to add flavour to this beef

Because it's not stroganoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oy-Law
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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America: color

England: colour

America:humor England:humour

America: flavor England: flavour

England: what are you doing? America: I’m just getting rid of u

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levonsafaryan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Why are shooting stars tastier than asteroids?

Because they are a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Christopher1295
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I never liked hot drinks with strong flavours

I guess I've always been a fan of subtlety

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oregan1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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A man walked into a bar and asked for helicopter flavoured and crisps...

Sorry sir, we only have plane!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VideoNutterhead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2017
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I have an idea for a barbeque-flavoured breakfast cereal.

I call it "Mesquite O's"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amoreena23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2016
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Chicken pot noodles are vegan? If they died when we learned their flavour,

are these noodles ethically sauced?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SparkyCorp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2017
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Time’s fun when you are having flies.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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A family friend named Lance brought some fatherly flavour to my parents' last Christmas party

[my parents bickering like a married couple] My mom: don't get snippy! Lance: my hairdresser gets a bit snippy sometimes

Everyone else: good lord that was majestic

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What was Jesus' favourite flavour?

Savioury.

I managed to slip this into a conversation that segued from Christianity to potato based snacks within a minute of each other (Jesus - church wafers - snacks). I got three face palms out of seven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlyEnemy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2014
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What smells better than it tastes?

A nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0u3f
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?

Because a moon rock is a little meteor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rafapex
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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I baked you a Ο€!

The flavours are endless

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Why does everyone apply salt to their meals?

It’s sodium good

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterDoot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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I had a cup of tea in my hand when he said this:

Dad: Do you know why I don't drink tea?

Me: Why?

Dad: Because the prices are too steep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/susejdotcom
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2014
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My Mum dadjoked my Dad

My parents and I were sitting around having key lime pie.

Dad "It has a very sharp flavour"

Mum "That will be the lime. If you find any metal that will be the key"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM-Me-A-Joke
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Dinner discussion took a turn today...

My family was discussing the pros and cons of flavoured water nutritional value

[Mom]: So what is sodium?

[Bro]: Its a salt.

[Dad]: No, that's when a bad guy beats up an old lady.

stunned silence as me and Dad roar with laughter.

Took mom and bro 5 mins to get the joke.... I'm on this thread too much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuclearGlider
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2014
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