What’s the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office?
If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
Apologies in advance for the worst joke you're going to hear for a while. Why are millenials more susceptible to osteoporosis?
Because so many of them are degenerative hipsters.
[Dark] Reports came out that suicide rates actually dropped during the pandemic despite people's worst fears. I guess it's true what they say...
What’s the worst part about going out to eat duck?
My boss just told me that I’m the worst mailman he has ever seen.
Shit..l meant to post this somewhere else.
what’s the worst thing about having an apple addiction?
you can’t see a doctor about it
What's the worst thing for a doctor to do when you call to say you have diarrhoea?
My boss said to me "You're the worst train driver ever! How many have you derailed this year?!"
I said "I don't know... it's hard to keep track"
What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?
What mints taste the worst?
What’s the worst waffle in California?
The Worst Dad Joke
Today, my daughter asked “Can I have a bookmark?” and I burst into tears. . .
My eye doctor told me I have some of the worst vision of any of his clients today
Didn't see that one coming
If a muffin goes wrong in the worst possible moment...
what’s the worst thing about a job at a shooting range?
if you’re promoted, you’ll still be fired.
What’s the worst thing that’ll happen to the Gaetz household if he gets busted?
His son will end up an empty Nestor.
Did you hear about the photographer that always caught people's worst features?
She was a poor-traits artist.
It is rumored that the worst secretaries have typo blood.
What is the worst part about losing your index finger?
There is no point to your hand anymore
What type of owl is the worst at flying
I've been using my new U2 navigation system this week and it's the worst...
The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!
According to my sewing instructor, I'm easily the worst student she's ever had.
Oops... sorry, wrong thread !
What is also known as the worst day of the year?
Sausage day!
(I woke up the other day and thought of this joke while lying on bed. I'm pretty proud of it!)
[At dinner] Her: I think we need to break up. For starters, I’m sick of your awful jokes at the worst times.
Me: Ok, and for the main course?
2020 and 2021 were fighting for the "Worst Year Ever" award.
Why do sea medusas make the worst romantic partners?
'cause they're always jelly!
The worst hotel I've ever stayed in was called "The Fiddle".
My wife's been in a coma for 2 weeks now and doctors have told me to expect the worst.
So, I have to go to all the charity shops and get her clothes back.
You know what’s the worst thing about keeping an open mind?
You’ll end up getting a splitting headache.
What's the worst part about procrastination?
What is the worst way to ruin a joke?
Where has the worst karaoke bars?
History teachers are the worst gifters
They always think about the past, not the present
The worst thing about driving a Time Machine....
.....is the kids at the back asking, "Are we then yet?"
What is the worst part about sleeping like a log
You could end up in the fireplace when you wake up
The worst part of spanking a disobedient child at a supermarket is....
......having absolutely no idea whose child it is.
The worst thing about being fired from the unemployment office
Is that you have go back the next day.
What’s the worst part of having an apple addiction?
You can’t see the doctor about it.
My boss said to me, “You are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?”
I said, “I’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”
My boss said to me, “You’re the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?”
I said, “I’m not sure; it’s hard to keep track.”
The worst pub I’ve ever been in was called The Fiddle.
Where is the worst place to hid in a hospital?
The worst hotel I’ve ever stayed in was called The Fiddle.
The worst pub I’ve ever been in was called The Fiddle.
My sewing instructor just told me that I’m the worst student she has ever seen.
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