A shark got nauseous after eating a clown fish.

"Ohhh, that tasted a little funny."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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When my daughter is nauseous, I sing to help relax her...

Apparently she's not a big fan of 'Let It Go'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxesarezuper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What do actors take when they’re nauseous?

Dramamine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrNuck__
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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I'm sick of having products promoted to me everywhere I go.

I'm ad nauseous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slmckay73
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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My girlfriend and I were at the hospital.

She's still not speaking to me after this one.

My girlfriend got hit in the head at work today and had been dizzy and nauseous for several hours afterward. We went to the hospital, and they recommended that she use a wheelchair due to her dizziness.

We were waiting in the hospital to find out the scan result and she jokingly threatened to fight me over something I said. I told her it wouldn't be a fair fight, because she would have the advantage. I told her she had an unfair handicap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iBrave
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2016
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My dads cure-all...

Whenever we have a scratch, bug bite, headache, nauseous, etc...

Me: I have a bug bite. Dad: want me to scare you?

Me: I stumped my toe Dad: want me to scare you?

Everytime and it never gets old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berry1239
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2013
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