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📅︎ May 09 2018
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What do you call clearing out your Steam backlog while in quarantine?

A full plaguethrough

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📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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My boyfriend infected me with a cold....

He sickens me

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📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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I hate anti-vaxers

They sicken me

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📅︎ Sep 08 2018
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I found it interesting to learn that dolphins given the opportunity will rape someone

However it sickens me knowing they do it on porpoise

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👤︎ u/kriseckert
📅︎ Jan 07 2017
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Just dadjoked my girlfriend by accident.

She was walking down the hall towards her door, and I was leaving to go move my laundry from the washer to the dryer. Right as she was walking into her apartment, she said, "Have fun doing laundry!"

I sarcastically replied, "Oh im sure I'll have loads."

She backtracked out of her door just to give a sickened and irritated look.

I am so proud right now.

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📅︎ Mar 02 2015
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The amount of people who don't cover when they sneeze...

It sickens me!

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