A HOST of reasons.
BOVID-19
βNoβ, replies the burger, βbut I can tell you youβre going to need an umbrella later.β
βOh, sorryβ, said the man, βI thought you were a meaty urologistβ.
Germ many
They're calling it the car owner virus.
Iβm sure weβre all sick of it by now.
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Because their 'Arrr' number was too high...
Bat: I'M BLIIIIIND
Dad:Their effort goes in vein.
Now I have a temporary employee infection.
It was a fun-gal infection
It's a little hoarse.
They got it right off the bat
He sickens me
Urine trouble.
Crayola virus
It had to quarantine for 14 days.
They're in pole position
It had an East infection.
It was truly bread for war.
I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.
Ward have MRSA!
It would appear he has a staff infection
Ebola Cereal
She's my Sepsis
The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as "Pop N Serve", and/or "Pop N Fresh", died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as "a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.
The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
The insect police force was tracking one of these malaria-mosquitos, when the mosquito fled to a farm. First, she tried to hide in the house, until the farmer chased her away with a newspaper. She tried to hide in the barn with the horses, but the barn cat took a few swipes at the mosquito, and chased it from the barn.
Finally, the mosquito set eyes on sheep in the pasture.she decided all that thick wool would be the perfect place to hide from the insect police force.
The police force arrived shortly after. They first went to the house. No mosquito. They searched the horses. No mosquito. Finally, they got to the pasture with the sheep. After searching and searching, they could not find where the mosquito had hidden.
The mosquito was on the lamb.
A heaposnotamus
I mean, the gall...
Itβs very noteworthy.
But the election infection takes the cake for me
He said the best way to not get infected is to practice proper high-jeans
He came to the computer and said : " it ran someware."
Urine trouble.
...urine trouble!
Urine trouble
Urine Trouble.
Urine trouble. π€ͺ
