Infectious Puns

A list of puns related to "Infectious"

Who are the most infectious type of people?

The GERMans

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👤︎ u/ConanHuynh
📅︎ Mar 05 2021
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What does the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases say when he stubs his toe?

Fouchy!

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👤︎ u/MyLifeHurtsRightNow
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why was Nazi-ism so infectious in the middle of Europe?

It was full of Germs

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👤︎ u/Scoob1978
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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What's the name of that new rap group taking the world by storm with an infectious sound ?

The Wuhan Clan

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👤︎ u/tinyroundballs
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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Mosquito-borne infectious diseases aren't funny.

They're malarious.

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👤︎ u/CapnFancyPants
📅︎ Apr 07 2016
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What is covid's best hookup line?

"People say I have an infectious personality."

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👤︎ u/Ethereal_sandwich
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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Did you hear about the virus that made all the teachers sick?

It was a staff infection.

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👤︎ u/onejdc
📅︎ Jun 13 2018
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