If someone yawns on tv and yawning is contagious, that person has a chance of being a superspreader and causing a short yawndemic 🐸
Ever thought about that?
I thought I had a good joke about a contagious disease but I was wrong.
It didn't go viral.
People with contagious disease make me sick
Call me a bigot but just being around contagious people makes me sick!
What's a decent Asian stereotype?
I like Sony and Yamaha.
I’ve been diagnosed with a terrible disease that makes me tell an abundance of airport jokes...
The doctor says it’s terminal
Doctor: You have a disease that causes memory loss.
Me: Is it contagious?
Doctor: Is what contagious?
Going into a store without a mask is like Nirvana.
I feel stupid and contagious.
The Belorussian Premier League is the only Football league in Europe still playing matches, despite the COVID-19 pandemic.
I heard the atmosphere in their stadiums is contagious.
Did you guys hear that new FLU song?
It’s SICK!!!! So catchy.....
A friend of mine has a condition where everything he says sounds like a joke.
It got so bad that he went to the doctors.
They’ve put him in quarantine in case the inflection is contagious.
Our little girl was born today! I wasted no time.
We got to the hospital.
Nurse: are you having pain?
Wife: yes, a lot.
Nurse: contracting?
Me: oh my god, it's contagious?!
