A list of puns related to "Infected"
I’m sure we’re all sick of it by now.
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He sickens me
They got it right off the bat
It had to quarantine for 14 days.
They're in pole position
Ebola Cereal
The insect police force was tracking one of these malaria-mosquitos, when the mosquito fled to a farm. First, she tried to hide in the house, until the farmer chased her away with a newspaper. She tried to hide in the barn with the horses, but the barn cat took a few swipes at the mosquito, and chased it from the barn.
Finally, the mosquito set eyes on sheep in the pasture.she decided all that thick wool would be the perfect place to hide from the insect police force.
The police force arrived shortly after. They first went to the house. No mosquito. They searched the horses. No mosquito. Finally, they got to the pasture with the sheep. After searching and searching, they could not find where the mosquito had hidden.
The mosquito was on the lamb.
He came to the computer and said : " it ran someware."
Plaguerism- the Read Death
One paramedic looks at the other and says, “she doesn’t need an ambulance, she needs a toe truck!”
It stopped twerking.
After I got done painting her toenails I asked, "how does it look?"
"Toeriffic"
Mom: So, Leafystormclouds840, we're leaving at 6?
Me: Yeah.
Dad: Oh, have fungi-s!
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