A list of puns related to "Infected Mushroom"
Mom: So, Leafystormclouds840, we're leaving at 6?
Me: Yeah.
Dad: Oh, have fungi-s!
Me and my family went to get our Christmas tree on saturday. It was me (17), my sister (21), my father(49) and my mother(47). We're all trying to find the perfect tree when my sister finds a tree with mushrooms around it.
Sister: "Look! I found mushrooms around this tree!"
Me: "Well we can't get this one, it's infected with fungus."
Dad: "There's a fungus among us!"
Thank you for allowing me to share. I don't know why I found it so funny but he said it without missing a beat. Hope you enjoyed it.
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