A list of puns related to "Drum Beat"
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
In his stu-stu-studio
Anna One....Anna Two
A broken drum kit.
Nobody can beat that....
He suffered the re-percussions.
A broken drum.
You just can't beat it.
About halfway through the valley, drumbeats started rolling from the mountains around them. Everyone in the party was confused, but the local guides started to panic.
"We HAVE to get out of here by sundown, OR ELSE".
The explorer orders his men to pick up the pace, and keep moving. A couple hours later, The drums start beating more and more frantically. Again, the guides say: "Keep moving, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE".
A bit later, the men hear horns echoing from the hills.
The explorer asks his guides: "what was that?"
They respond: "theres no time, we need to be out BEFORE SUNDOWN, we only have a few hours!!!".
Exasperated, the explorer asks "Why? What could be so urgent? And why do we have to get out by sundown?".
The guides reply, "at sundown, the bagpipe solo starts!"
So as a bit of a preface, I have a boss named Steve who has the most incredible ability to let puns flow like water. I'm the only one who enjoys them so I felt like I would share them with you guys.
We started talking about advertising for our store since things are slow this time of year.
Me: Why don't we make a band and just play some awesome stuff to get people to come in? BMSteve: Who is going to play the drums and who is going to look good? Coworker: I can't play anything so find someone else to do the drums BMSteve: I would play the drums, but the last time the guys told me to beat it.
Both coworkers left imediately after and 15 minutes early. I loved it.
In class we were talking about different ceremonies about "becoming a man". The story goes that a tribe in Peru sends nine 15 year olds into the woods for three days and each has to collect a different item. After the time is up the tribe beats drums to call the boys back. When they return the shaman lays them in a circle around the fire heads pointing inwards and begins to heat up a spear. After The metal is red hot they begin to cut out and remove the boys kidneys. Of course my class asked "why?!" Mind you we are taking this story as notes. He looks at as dead in the face and says "The culture believes they will receive their adultneys" Tl;Dr cuts out children's kidneys because they think they will grow adultneys.
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
A broken drum — you can’t beat it!
A broken drum.. you can never beat it
A broken drum... you can’t beat it
A broken drum. You just can’t beat it.
A broken drum... you can’t beat it
A broken drum... you can’t beat it
A broken drum. You just can't beat it.
... a broken drum, you can't beat it.
A broken drum . . . . . Wait for it... . . . . . . . You can't beat it!
A broken drum
Nothing can beat it!
A broken drum. You just can't beat it.
A broken drum. You can't beat it!
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