A drummer and her husband just had triplets. Their names?

Anna I. Anna II. Anna I, II, III.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
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What did the drummer name his triplets daughter?

Da-Dum Tish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilCuntBoyXD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Did you hear they’re making a new Cars movie about a momma truck having triplets?

MumFord and Sons , in theatres this December.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FilthySef
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Why did the surgeon specialize in cojoined triplets?

He was hoping to cut out the middle man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geldonyetich
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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While drumming for a jazz band, I planned to start sneaking in more and more triplets into my drumming.

Eventually, my plan went on in full swing.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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Four men are sitting in a hospital waiting room because their wives are all giving birth,

A nurse comes up to the first man and says, β€œCongratulations! You are the proud father of a pair of twins!”

β€œThat’s funny...” the man said, β€œI work for Twin Peaks!”

Another nurse comes into the room and goes to the second man and says, β€œCongratulations! Your wife has just given birth to triplets!”

β€œThat’s funny...” the second man said, β€œ I work for the 3M company!”

Yet another nurse comes into the room and says to the third man, β€œCongratulations! Your wife has just given birth to quadruplets!”

β€œThat’s so funny...” said the third man, β€œI work at the Four Seasons Hotel!”

The last man is groaning and whining in obvious agony, β€œWhat’s wrong?” the other men ask.

β€œI work at Seven Eleven.” He replied.

Happy Fathers Day!

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Dads

There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.

The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, "Congratulations you're the father of twins!" He says, β€œGreat! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins.”

The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, "Congratulations you're the father of triplets”! He says, "That's cool! I work for 3M."

The third father opens the window and jumps out.

The third nurse comes out, and asks, β€œWhere's the third father?"

One of the other fathers said, "Oh he jumped out the window.”

The nurse asks, "Why?"

He replied, "He works for Seven Up!"

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If I have twin daughters, I'll name one Kate

and the other Dupli-kate

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What did the drummer call his two twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/REPOST_STRANGLER
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Did you hear about the drummer who had twin daughters? He named them...

Anna 1, Anna 2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iPackVegetables
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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I got a bunch of basketball ones

Why are windshield wipers so good at basketball? They always get swishes. Why are doctors good at basketball? They make shots. Why are mothers of triplets good at basketball? They can make 3s. Why are software engineers good at basketball ball? They can make screens. Why are pilots bad at basketball? They always travel. Why are roosters bad at basketball? They fowl.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Are they twins?

"No, they're triplets. I just leave the ugly one at home."

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Science Puns

One of the funniest school puns; science puns

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.


The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.


If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.


A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, β€œNo, I’m traveling light.”


Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because you’re talking nonsense!


How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.


What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? Woopea!


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.


I wish I was adenine, then, I could get paired with U.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? N

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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Dadjoked my husband

I'm a little embarassed about this. Here goes:

Playing with the triplets before bedtime, when two of them were asking Dad to be the horse.

Kids: Horse! Horse! Dad: Not tonight, guys. Me: Sorry kids, your dad said, "neigh."

I thought it was funny, which I believe is all that matters.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2014
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He tells me this every birthday...

I'm a triplet, and when my step-dad sends me and my brothers birthday cards, he writes in each one, "You're my favorite; don't tell your brothers."

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