A friend of mine's cow just had quadruplets

He named them eeny meeny miney Moo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delo357
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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My friend is a drummer who recently had quadruplets and named them all the same....

Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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If frogs are from Greenland then.......

....... Sharks are from Finland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sherlock_er
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Four men are sitting in a hospital waiting room because their wives are all giving birth,

A nurse comes up to the first man and says, β€œCongratulations! You are the proud father of a pair of twins!”

β€œThat’s funny...” the man said, β€œI work for Twin Peaks!”

Another nurse comes into the room and goes to the second man and says, β€œCongratulations! Your wife has just given birth to triplets!”

β€œThat’s funny...” the second man said, β€œ I work for the 3M company!”

Yet another nurse comes into the room and says to the third man, β€œCongratulations! Your wife has just given birth to quadruplets!”

β€œThat’s so funny...” said the third man, β€œI work at the Four Seasons Hotel!”

The last man is groaning and whining in obvious agony, β€œWhat’s wrong?” the other men ask.

β€œI work at Seven Eleven.” He replied.

Happy Fathers Day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NighTraiN7804
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Did you hear about the Chinese quadrublet flight pioneers?

No you didn't. Two Wongs doesn't make one Wright.

Also, edit before anyone sees this: Yes, it's spelled quadruplet. I'm mildly drunk and I can't edit the title.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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'Therefore...'

Said the man pointing to quadruplets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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